Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML
Today, I had an appointment. After 2 hours of waiting in the sun, my mom finally picked me up and lectured me on how irresponsible my dad was for not communicating with her. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my dad showed up and gave me the same exact lecture about my mom. FML
Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML
Today, my dad is infuriating by increasingly asking me to do things around the house, but because he doesn’t like how I do them he yells at me and then does it himself. It’s almost like he cares more about inventing excuses to yell at me than he does to actually get things done. FML
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, it was my turn to do the dishes. My lazy dad just leaves his dishes in the sink without even wiping or rinsing them out, and it's been going on for weeks. When I confronted him about it, he gave a childish huff and said, "Well, next time, YOU make me breakfast!" He's unemployed and never does the dishes. FML
Today, my mom woke me up in the middle of the night to make me help my brother write an essay. I read what he wrote so far, gave him my suggestions, and went back to bed. She woke me up 30 mins later because he just sat and stared at his paper instead of fixing anything. Somehow that's my fault. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mom spent an hour lecturing me on how I'm a doormat who lets people walk all over me, and that I needed to be more assertive. So I stood up and told my dad, no, I am not going on that forestry camp he wants me to go to. Mom sat silently by as he screamed and grounded me for the entire summer. FML
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Naitras 15
ouch...parents are such hypocrites at times
authorkid 2
haha sounds like my dad
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authorkid 2
haha sounds like my dad
seviluvsu 0
that describes my mom
LOLatU87 0
Sounds like your dad is single. He needs a wife to do that shit for him
iskusmarines 0
that's my uncle lol
Stupified 0
Damn op you're stupid, that woulda been 2 minutes worth of work maximum, and you'd rather spend ten times that getting lectured?
mexicutioner123 0
agreeed
shananigans 0
I'm just gonna take a stab in the dark and say OP didn't know he was his dad's maid... Sounds like the dad just randomly started lecturing about OP being lazy and went overboard.
mexicutioner123 0
if I was you I would be like, hey! if you tell me to do your stuff, I'm gonna kick you square in the nuts
redbluegreen 41
Ouch! Did you really have to stab me? And with the lights off? I mean, the light switch is right over there...
Tasanasanta 0
What's the point of having kids if you don't get to make them do your work every now and again? And YDI OP because you didn't give us a reason that you AREN'T lazy. So he probably justly lectured you and then was a dick about it.
ThePwnapple 0
If OP is a girl, I don't see why you're complaining. It should be no problem. She's used to this stuff. YDI If OP is a guy, FYL. Sorry about the trouble you've been given.
greatnt249 0
#25, so you advocate catering to your family's hypocrisy?
B4SK3TB4IL 0
I wish my parents loved me
embr 0
ya thats totally something my dad wuld do too... i just walk away after the first minute
Javee 17
Why would a person have kids to do their work for them? Why not simply hire a maid? And don't say, 'not everyone can afford it'. Raising a kid is far more expensive than hiring a maid.
Panthersfan2834 3
that sucks fyl
SinnersFate 0
oh wow.
robc32ca 4
time for you to move out you deserve better
Bradster_15 0
u can't be sure of that
FYLDeep 26
YDI for sleeping with your dad.
FYLDeep 26
Before you respond, with an FML worded like this, someone had to say it.
ManBearP1g 0
Well I guess if you replace lecture with another word it might get intersting.
Naitras 15
ouch...parents are such hypocrites at times
redbluegreen 41
I'd really, you know, get on that and bring him a sandwich before he realizes you forgot something else.
redbluegreen 41
I thought I tied you up and left you in the basement. What are you doing out?
redbluegreen 41
Attaboy!
lickmyjock 0
if you don't like it get a job and move out
Telinaa 0
Irrelevant, but, your name and DP scare the **** out of me. That is all.
smartash20 0
Telinaa thank you I was thinking the same thing :(
holly_fly 34
Who said they don't have a job... And not everybody can just "move out". It takes planning, and being of age.
julz10 0
kindly remind him that your probably choosing and paying the majority for his resting home and medical bills when hes older
Elfyy 0
Bitch, where's my sammich!?!
rustic 0
in the kitchen most probably :]
Telinaa 0
15, people like you piss me off. kpeace.
Kiimy_fml 0
wow that sounds like MY dad. He's always trying to make me clean up his Shit. So FYL and FML lol