Today, I was babysitting a little girl. We were colouring, and she told me she wanted to draw a picture of me. After she was done, she showed me the picture. I'm drawn as a fat cow. The worst part is, the picture actually looks kinda like me. FML
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magoo16 6
I wrote this FML and... I'm not fat actually, she drew a cow and put a human head on it that actually looked like me. It wasn't the cow part but the head part that looked like me, and she only drew me as a cow because she calls me "Morgy Moo Moo". So no it's not my fault and i shouldn't "Go on a diet" and no i do not have low self-esteem. I just thought it was pretty funny she drew me as a cow! :)
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un_nomable 6
hang it on the fridge :3
Zmeilerr 22
Cue the "fatty" comments.
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Comments (94)
un_nomable 6
hang it on the fridge :3
urdirtyolduncle 15
Yeah, hang it up there, ya fat cow!! Moooo for me while you're at it, too.
beocA 3
yeah... a reminder of what a cow you're being and how fat you'll get when you visit the fridge for the tenth time of the day.
tattortotamus 0
do you enjoying looking like a cow?
BWill9014 4
WTF is on your face 47 O.o
whelping 0
she is like those people from avatar but pink instead :O !!
Pawned71 0
ITS TIME FOR A CHANGE OP
yesiyes 0
moooooo :)
kitkatknicknack 12
haha lol
CommonSenseKarma 17
Dammit, now I want some chocolate milk.
jazziness 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
that's ur fault for looking like a fat cow
EatnBeef 7
win
ChibiGirl5 0
True
Mitch_Connor 11
Very blunt, but very true haha
rebbee 0
im sure OP doesnt look like a fat cow as i have never seen a human being with cow- like features. stop being so nasty, imagine you hated yourself?
jewels1877 0
Guess you should work on a dairy farm?
Troll1 0
your morbidly obese mother. and op shall tag along with her.
yesiyes 0
HAHAHA
that1sk8er95 0
First! Maybe shes a true artist. Picasso has nothing on her.
lissalove17 8
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Lose some weight then, fatty. Instead of complaining about it, go out and do some sit-ups or something.
jewels1877 0
Lmfao. #4... Yeah. Obviously you're not first. Wow. Just. Wow.
CaptainPanda 0
low self esteem?
Zmeilerr 22
Cue the "fatty" comments.
meownow 0
BADUMMM-CHI [drum noise!]
Zmeilerr 22
Cue the "fatty" comments.
SirEBC 7
Be happy. It's better than being drawn as a fat ****.
Perksofbeingawal 0
I was once drawn is a fat ****.... not very pleasant. :(
Troll1 0
I, on the other hand, don't mind the best of me emphasized in art.
yesiyes 0
^^eww urs is FAT? 0____o
Nukey 2
I'd love to be drawn as a fat ****. Nothing better than a big ol' fat ****.