By cheeseburglar_9000 - 21/03/2013 01:11 - United States - Saint Paul
The Top
By Jayne - 29/03/2012 04:45 - United States
By marriage/celibacy/synonymity - 08/03/2013 23:36 - Norway - Espeland
By birthdayfail - 24/05/2011 07:55
Rolled
By shushingmoon - 18/09/2009 19:15 - United States
Thanks for the mental imagery
By Grossed Out - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia
By SteamyPenguin - 13/03/2015 15:04 - Australia - Granville
SteamyPenguin tells us more.
Dishwasher issues
By 3Airwalk3 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
By CircusSea - 05/11/2012 00:02 - Puerto Rico - Carolina
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By Anonymous - 19/11/2014 17:40 - Canada - Windsor
Mile high club
By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States
By JRLJLS - 15/04/2013 09:09 - United States - Lehigh Acres
By JessykaB - 28/08/2010 05:49 - United States
By brittyed - 25/03/2013 05:04 - United States
brittyed tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here. Posted this before I made a username. I didn't actually place her on my shoulder, I was sitting on the couch letting her run around next to me and she decided to climb up my chest and onto my shoulder. Suddenly I heard this weird crunching sound next to my head and I picked her up and saw the clump of hair hanging out of her mouth! Then it was like playing tug-of-war with a dog. She would NOT let go. I didn't think I'd have to pull as hard as I did just to pull something out of a guinea pig's mouth lol! I didn't want her getting sick so I put her back in her cage and threw the hair in the garbage.
By Anonymous - 24/03/2014 20:01 - United States - Denver
By chefdujour - 15/03/2009 04:56 - United States
Thanks, asshat
By Anonymous - 16/03/2014 18:53 - United States - Wellsville
I just work here
By stupidapperently - 01/02/2013 04:06 - United States
Surprise!
By Noname - 27/02/2009 04:02 - United States
By boudinette - 15/04/2015 10:14 - France - Saint-martin-d'heres
By princess4242 - 26/02/2010 09:10 - India
By smoker - 26/01/2009 02:38 - United States
By magoo16 - 21/02/2011 17:48 - Canada
magoo16 tells us more.
I wrote this FML and... I'm not fat actually, she drew a cow and put a human head on it that actually looked like me. It wasn't the cow part but the head part that looked like me, and she only drew me as a cow because she calls me "Morgy Moo Moo". So no it's not my fault and i shouldn't "Go on a diet" and no i do not have low self-esteem. I just thought it was pretty funny she drew me as a cow! :)
Compliance
By peeved - 18/02/2011 01:47 - United States
Switcheroo
By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States
By Anonymous - 19/10/2013 05:34 - United States - Escondido
By M1CHA3L_MY3RZ - 02/03/2016 01:22 - United States
M1CHA3L_MY3RZ tells us more.
yeah she apologized after I pulled my license out and proved it to her. then she just had this blank stare on her face. lmao I hear something about my name at least once a day, most the time it's stupid but there have been some good ones on occasion
By Anonymous - 18/10/2012 05:33 - United States
By HOLYCOW - 23/01/2010 01:01 - Canada
OverTheJump tells us more.
Ok, my horse is a freaking rescue horse. He panics at the drop of a pin, I rescued him just a month ago from near death because of all the abuse he's been through. I'm currenty rehabilitating him and helping him through this rough patch.
Keywords
Thanks for all the comments, I wish I would have had the guts to carry out half of them. This ’Today’ happened a few years ago when I was much less confident. He was a senior Doctor and a renown pervert. I have been reminded of it because a woman has been in the news lately saying that sexisim is rife in the medical profession and that if we want to get ahead we should just shut up and put up with it. I don’t want to get into it any further, but it brought back some unpleasant memories as a young health professional. Believe it or not, this one one of the minor pervy things that he did. I had a series of badges in the shape of different animals with my name on it, and he would comment on it whenever I wore them saying things like ‘Cat on a mountain’ or ‘Tiger on a mountain’, the mountain referring to my breast. I loved those badges, and spent quite a bit of money on them, from then on I could not wear them without thinking I was doing something wrong. Honestly there were so many different incidents that you block them out.