noxiffic
Sandnes, Norway
Today, as I was walking home from work, I got chased halfway home by a wolf. Yes, a wolf. I live in central Norway. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Seth
Shit yourself time
Today, on my way to a job interview, I saw a dog running down the road so I stopped to pet it. It was a wolf. FML
Dammit
United States
Bad boy
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Anonymous
Middleton, United States
Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML
nick
United States
Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML
terrified
Forest City, United States
Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Paula
Canada
The chase
Today, I went for a "relaxing" walk on a local trail. I got chased by an angry goose halfway back to my car. Apparently, it didn’t appreciate my "peaceful" attempt to take a selfie with it. FML
Jeslyn03
Canada
Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Holy fuck
United States
Where is my mind?
Today, I had a horrific nightmare where I was lost in the woods and got mauled to death by a hungry wolf. I fully blacked out in the dream before waking up in real life, at 3AM, where I found that my room was pitch black because I forgot to open the curtains. I genuinely thought I was dead for about five seconds. FML
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garage_fml 18
It's Halloween. Probably a werewolf.
WolfyGrace 24
Oh, goodness. That's a story for the kids! But in all seriousness, at least you survived :)
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WolfyGrace 24
Oh, goodness. That's a story for the kids! But in all seriousness, at least you survived :)
Rinat_fml 26
Well that's just ******* great, as I'm visiting Rogaland this weekend... :X
minesbiggerr 25
Says the one named WOLFygrace ;)
incoherentrmblr 22
Should've went Liam Neeson on it...
WolfyGrace 24
I had nothing to do with this, #60! I'm just an innocent bystander living in Arizona!
HarshD9619 34
I still can't get over the fact that OP outran a wolf.
brivielle 15
Perferct fml for the wolf. "Today, i finally caught sight of a meal for the day. Bloody meat outran me. Am sleeping hungry tonight. FML"
weveallbeenthere 30
Damn, lucky to outrun it. would have scared the Shit out of me.
sayyestothedress 24
Reliving twilight! Ugh! I thought it was over!
garage_fml 18
It's Halloween. Probably a werewolf.
Enslaved 38
"A Werewolf in Norway"? Can't wait for that movie to come out.
tony1891 22
good thing i stocked up on silver ammunition.
Nico_di_AngeloX 13
Coming to theaters near you, "Norwegian werewolf in Norway," the spin-off to "American werewolf in London."
TheyCallMeDamien 18
I don't think they celebrate Halloween.
PossiblyInDanger 24
It was a werewolf, OP. It was looking for Halloween candy.
maharb01 17
maybe he was just trying to join your one man wolfpack?
Antonhjn 11
Hehe, great comment good sir.
combinationlock 7
I like how #11 gets downloaded for complimenting a comment that's such a plus five for humanity
siggy_mcsigx 22
"one-man wolfpack" = oxymoron.
brivielle 15
#54 You didn't know? That's how i got my grandad
devildog562 33
It's a dog eat dog world.
HarshD9619 34
Well, Happy Halloween
ThatFafHippo 6
Can't blame him. Must've been a great costume
macros 12
You outran a wolf?
Adeptus_Astartes 22
Exactly. You were in no immediate danger if you outran a wolf, trust me. It was just stalking you, it happens with Cyotes in my area all the time, and we have huge Cyotes that follow people, looking for handouts. (I mean as big as small to medium wolves) Also, lone wolves rarely attack larger animals unless they are starving, and when they do they are quick. You only need to worry if multiple wolves are stalking you.
noxiffic 20
Well, im not 100% sure it chased after me, but seeing one 30ft away from you, doesn't exactly make you wanna look back when you start running.
arthur86 7
Trivelig med litt naturopplevelsa da :)
tony1891 22
keyboard problems?
Mauskau 36
Nope, just trying to communicate in Norwegian on an English website :)
PhantomFollower 20
Translation?
adamzki1999 16
Norsk jävlar :)
Gaernem 17
Not Norwegian, but.. Jag behover en öl.