Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets the same amount of entertainment out of tickling me and having sex with me, and he likes the tickling noises better. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the reason why he tickles me all the time is because tickling really turns him on, and my ticklishness is "so fucking sexy!" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes whenever we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML
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bugwub 0
Tickling can be very intimate and sexual. Don't whine, OP, have fun with it.
daniel_acelticsf 0
maybe he just really enjoys tickling you. most people like seeing their boyfriend/girlfriend laugh, which could contribute
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Comments (94)
FlamingFTW 0
sucks for you
PimpdaddyCJT 13
that blows
satanic_fml 13
good for him
RecklessJellyBea 7
Three options: 1) Sound better during sex 2) demand sex or 3) find someone else to have sex with
miss_sweet_toxin 0
that's kinda cute though
justbemellow 0
haha. at least he's not so sex crazed.
hombrepollo 0
maybe you should rethink that tickle me Elmo you got him
mattmalin11 0
Ninja kick him in the forehead. problem solved.
hombrepollo 0
pickle me Elmo!
RTRbryant 0
tell him his dick is small and tickles u during sex so its all good
KiddNYC1O 22
woah how dare he pass up female moaning?
NuyoRicanGirl 3
ok have sex be on top and have him tickle your back trust me it's good =)
DialecticChaos 0
3 you are the man, finally another person who listens to good music.
iTaylor 0
"IM GONNA THROW UP!!" anyone?
th3b0ss 0
^hot^
Brittney_E 0
we'll have a throw up stream like onfamily guy. when everyone throws up seeing the other person throw up...? that was lame. sorry you had to see that... ):
omfgrofl1337 0
25 is probably a pedophile, girl above him js probably fake
bigredmonkeybutt 30
He still has sex with you right? WTF does it matter what he likes better?
mitchie11 0
27 lame = cool :p
mitchie11 0
22 your pic made me lol.. you look like your trying to let out a fart
EmmyGrangerDC 0
#2 is pretty darn cute
strikeeagle 3
22 has a messy room
illmatic2 16
49- That's not really him in the picture.
ryansims 0
your boyfriend is a ****
12596 0
it means she's bad at sex
RugbyKid 0
or he has a wierd ass fedish
boopityboppity 11
Or perhaps there's the tiniest chance he just likes hearing her laugh and spending time with her.
_streets_ 19
41 your comment made me lol!
bugwub 0
Tickling can be very intimate and sexual. Don't whine, OP, have fun with it.
killabee 0
Sounds like a pedo-bear...
Russian_Roulette 0
maybe use should have tickle sex
chrissaaababy 0
when my boyfriend tickles me, I squeal. hah. I don't know what noises she makes, but it's pretty bad that he likes those better than your sex noises. shut up in bed, op.
mitchie11 0
some guys prefer certain noises/moans during sex.. nothing wrong with her bf. She prob doesn't squeal
mitchie11 0
oops I mean nothing wrong with her moans.
Rubb3rDuckies 3
you are really hot ;)
Schizomaniac 24
I think you meant to reply to me with that comment. Thanks :)
sculp91 0
then don't have sex :P
heyyitshannah 0
did my comment disappear
daniel_acelticsf 0
maybe he just really enjoys tickling you. most people like seeing their boyfriend/girlfriend laugh, which could contribute
bfflrhea 0
easyy... make a more sex noise when ur have sex!!
boopityboppity 11
I feel myself growing dumber just looking at this garbled mess.
Zhombie 0
made me laugh so hard