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Booktok
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dynalda tells us more.
Thanks mom
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A night to remember
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If the shoe fits…
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DAMN IT now I got more Happy Birthday wishes on FML than my **** account... Shit.
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Help yourself
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By MsConfusedd - 27/10/2013 04:11 - United States
MsConfusedd tells us more.
Although these posts certainly aMuse me, there's No Doubt I'm still pissed. The Postal Service in These United States is so bad even Twenty One Pilots couldn't get the tickets to my Neighbourhood on time. The Maine point is that my Simple Plan to see my favorite band was ruined by the Hooligans working as mail men. That's Sum 41 dollars wasted. I Solemnly Swear that this was my All Time Low and next time there's a concert I'll print tickets to make sure I can have Fun.. My tickets will be printed by the time I blink-182 times. Even though it Hurts that I missed my concert, thank you guys for making me LMFAO, this is the best comment thread ever!
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Easy
By pokie - 30/08/2009 05:38 - United States
In the heat of the moment
By B - 31/01/2012 20:36 - Netherlands
Wrong question
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Why would you stick that there?
By Co-B - 03/09/2009 20:59 - United States
Keywords
For clarification, the first part of the letter, which I had pieced together, sounded like it was going to be a love letter. He was talking about how love was a puzzle and usually the pieces fit together perfectly, but sometimes it takes a little bit of work and effort to put together. Then he started talking about our relationship and all the fun times we've had. Then came the last piece. He ended by saying that our puzzle was a waste of time and should have been left out on the table unfinished, where hopefully the pieces would get lost and the puzzle could be thrown away.