Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. I'd resigned at my current job and applied for somewhere closer to home. They hired me on the spot, and as I was leaving, I saw my abusive ex-boyfriend working in the store. So… now I'm working alongside my ex who abused me for two years. Time to apply elsewhere. FML
Today, my abusive ex-boyfriend yet again decided to eat at the restaurant I work at. It’s traumatizing to me, and I think that’s why he does it. FML
Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
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RabbitOfAurora 28
A 'bit of paper' that will send his ass to jail if he violates it. good luck with prosecution OP; I hope all goes well and they hit him with that book hard!
that1guyyy 12
Phone line? Don't you have a cell phone or Skype? Oh and get a restraining order
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that1guyyy 12
Phone line? Don't you have a cell phone or Skype? Oh and get a restraining order
ViRepz 28
I think the OP meant the broadband/internet cable.
coolcocoxxx 12
Regardless of what other means of communication she had, he sill cut her phone line! Get a restraining order. The company will have to fire him and guaranteed he'll have a hard time finding another job, let alone somewhere that you work.
ViRepz 28
Unless he is a better worker than OP, then she might get fired. Hope you got a plan OP, stalkers can get intense, just don't bump him on the way to talking to your bf.
coolcocoxxx 12
#31 restraining orders go on your record. Tends to make someone an undesirable employee.
J_Kertz 14
#31 and #37, You two are just getting in all kinds of FML arguments tonight aren't you ;)
coolcocoxxx 12
#82; it appears so. Just can't be helped sometimes :p
YSoSryus 4
Also notify the manager that he is causing a hostile work environment. The manager is required to take appropriate actions and since it affects more than just her, the ex is most likely the one to be terminated or transfered.
Jaaared_ 15
Do something to get them fired.
angiemarie96 25
What did her bf do to deserve getting fired?
awkwardloveannie 28
@34 Idk if you're making fun of #2 saying "them" instead of "him" or just didn't realize #2 meant her ex boyfriend and @2 trying to get him fired may result in op getting fired
d4m4s74 12
The old reddit jabadabadoo
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
Get a restraining order against him. You are in a very dangerous situation, OP.
dingleberrysteve 6
actually in some states his behavior is a misdemeanor
Pesticides 19
That's what they all say. Then she wakes up and finds her ex in her bed wearing the boyfriend's face...
Mopmob02 18
Restraining orders are very helpful in cases like this, but I think we all forget something pretty important. They are still just pieces of paper, if he really wanted to do something terrible he could. it may sound pessimistic but it is the truth.
amDes 11
#85 I think it is at least a good start, like you said, so if anything escalated they will have on record a history of stalking. If he breaks it he could go to jail.
ravens4life 12
Register a complaint or get a restraining order
Turrence 9
Sounds like a job for Jerry Springer.. Or an episode of True Life.
incoherentrmblr 22
True Life: I'm Stalking my ex...
27inch 9
Tell the police about the phone line
BriCx 8
Perhaps she doesn't have proof it was him but assumed it was him? Police need solid proof of vandalism. It sounds like he did do it but I doubt the police will arrest him unless she caught it on camera or something. Open definitely needs to get a restraining order though. FYL OP.
Zebediabolical 45
They may not arrest him but every time they complain to the police it's documented in official records. The psycho ex will most likely slide on a couple of offenses but it will show a pattern of harrassment.
cactusdesu 15
That is not a good situation. Take legal action.
annie_nk 23
It's been three years and he's still attacking you? It's about time you do something about that!
JessBassett 24
Exactly what I was thinking!!
Sophie_Hart 9
Pretty sure he can be arrested from just cutting your phone line.
cheshirecat13242 32
Plot twist: he was the one paying for her phone, and suddenly stopped paying
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
13- If they haven't dated for 3 years or more, why would he still be paying for OP's bills?
cheshirecat13242 32
#70--I dunno, I've read weirder things than that on this site. That's why I said plot twist.. But I'm not M. Night Shyamalan.
incoherentrmblr 22
M. Night Shamalan only had one big movie, your arguement is invalid...
strawberrywine22 30
I'm not sure how you all got 'disconnected her cell phone' from 'cut her phone lines'. He physically cut the phone line going to her house.
ComoEsJuan 24
Wait a couple days to see if they continue, if so, serve them a restraining order.
sunnyray812 42
If he's obsessive, waiting isn't the best idea. Action needs to be taken immediately.
ComoEsJuan 24
Okay, these puns clearly went over the head of all of you.
DevinEleven 8
#77 I thought it was funny!! I also think she should tell her boyfriend, but that's just a tip. ;)