anonymous
Australia
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
joedoe
United States
Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 Monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML
backstabbed
Australia
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game, and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said, "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
Anonymous
Blacktown, Australia
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
DusterOverBits
United Kingdom
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
tehaustiebear
San Diego, United States
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Part-ay!
Today, my husband invited 20 of his friends over, no discussion, just 20 strangers in my house. I got mad and went upstairs to our bedroom, which has an en suite shower. I got naked, and yet another dude came out of our en suite and walked right past my bare ass while I screamed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Cheeky
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
nekkidness
Carthage, United States
Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML
vanorav
Santa Clarita, United States
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
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bellakaykid 6
At least they weren't in the front yard.
TransitionCovert 6
Did he win the Get out of Jail Free card?
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TransitionCovert 6
Did he win the Get out of Jail Free card?
FirstTigerHobbes 13
I would take off all my clothes too if I got that But then again I'm always naked...
thisisafunnyname 12
Don't drop the dice
sheethapins 13
If I was a naked dude surrounded by other naked dudes, that'd be the card I'd want.
MrShizzBear 0
Strip monopoly anyone? it's a real game OP, ask him if he wants to play just you two. :)
SeaMen 3
cocaine is a hell of a drug
swimchica22 0
That's not normal?....Oh....*slowly puts shirt back on*
wilbiepig_fml 0
Hey, it's better than them playing Twister.
jeob1992 8
Strip monopoly anyone ;)...... It's gonna be kinky
Waffl3z 8
What better way to spend quailty time with the bros than to be naked in the comfort of your back yard, rolling dice and avoiding jail. I see no reason for a FML.
npnptracking 7
Yeah that's cool...if you're gay.
leogirl95 12
Bachelor party?
jaredofmo 22
I knew someone would mention Strip Monopoly.
tnlander 20
It's training for the real world. How else are you going to pay the rent without nudity and sexual favors?
sheethapins 13
Ohhh yeah, let me get Pennsylvania Ave... And your pants ;D
Pentium_4 27
strip monopoly....possibly. i guess i just feel like copious amounts of alcohol were involved
Michael_92 20
Well she should join in..makes it slightly less gay.
jeob1992 8
Coming from the rainbow child... And people can be gay if they want
Michael_92 20
Never said they couldnt be gay now did I? I know a few people that are, their choice not mine. I am saying though that the OP is playing monopoly naked with other men 1 that is kinda gay and 2 that's as bad as him being naked with a bunch of girls or the gf being naked playing games with guys. See to me its wrong and idc if he was with guys or girls.
jeob1992 8
Whoa buddy that wasn't for you I should of marke who the comment was at my bad
misssasy11 0
Well that must've been a hairy situation!
FirstTigerHobbes 13
I can be quite the hairy situation myself :3
noobienick 19
Just stop.
bellakaykid 6
At least they weren't in the front yard.
thisisafunnyname 12
My monopoly game brings all the boys to the yard and they're like I'll buy Boardwalk
jose1760 1
That is very true!
jeob1992 8
You are very obvious^^
jackrileymac 4
I'm guessing your from Australia..
taaaaaylor 0
Well considering it says New South Wales Australia, I'd think so too. Stop being stereotypical it' makes you look like a fool.
duckie227 22
And you made a dumb comment... So are you from America?
ladyLALAA 29
13- you are also American, bravo.
Troll_spray 6
@13 Lol self ownage? Because you're an american yourself.....
tompullinger 0
america is sh#t compared to Australia
btstig 11
Hey tompullinger. Ever been to the states??
echosong 16
I'm guessing you were never taught the difference between your and you're?
onorexveritas 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
well then...they're just having fun in the way they feel comfortable
Uramonkey 11
Im sure OP found that very comfortable to...
Feverrotes 15
Ahh...strip Monopoly. The same old blood rush with a new touch. You should've joined in on the action and made it a weekly thing.
HogwartsDropout7 0
Game night!
katexheartsxyou 6
I'm down!
ohmandapants 17
Well really, there's no better way to play.
Mr25_fml 14
Those guys know how to party
Glitterhinoceros 14
Better than finding them playing naked Twister
lindseykcool 6
cause she's a girl...?
audiophileMom 11
What are you talking about 15, that was pretty funny!
iliketurdles 7
I think he implied she was shrugging in the picture, I assume he imagined her saying the comment whilst shrugging.. Am I right? No? Well okay.. *kanye shrug*.
BeefyQueef 5
You're preeeeetty *makes homer simpson gargling sounds*
sleepyhungry93 0
Coffee came out my nose when I read this. Well played my friend, well played.
Ray_of_midnight 23
If my girlfriend found me naked playing Twister with a bunch of naked guys, she'd pull up a chair and make popcorn. Real life slash fiction!
DEMACIA_fml 6
That comment made me imagine things I cannot unimagine...
GroovyGravy 7
Anyone up for a game?