Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML
Today, I told my long-distance boyfriend that I'd like to throw my legs over my head and have him cram his dick deep inside me. He told me to order a pizza, "It'd be more fun." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying that I couldn't wait for him to get home and see my costume, and that I had dressed up as a naked lady. He texted back asking if I could dress up as someone who was making dinner instead. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
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RockieGirl 0
but that's AWESOME!
growingupnextmon 3
Well, i must admit pokemon was incredibly cool back in the day and still kinda is. So essentially your Bf is awesome.
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Comments (180)
Moy_fml 6
YDI for dating a freak.
Hole_fml 0
whats YDI? i still dont get it.
Moy_fml 6
On the bottom of every FML you can vote "Your life sucks" or "You deserved it." In this case: She deserved it for dating a freak: YDI. :)
No_Heart 0
No more of a freak than her, she is the one who has a thing for dinner tables.
Duckasaurus 0
I don't get it. What's wrong with Pikachu?
lololol111 0
ass. pikachu is fantastic !
v1kt4r 13
u jus made my day
jenllama 0
YDI, means you deserve it :)
reverseesrever 0
Today my girlfriend told me her fantasy was for me to eat her out on the dinner table, when I told her my fantasy, her dressing in a Pikachu costume, she looked disgusted. FML
Starchild21 3
#9 How the **** is she a freak who deserved it? All she wanted was some oral action, big deal if it's on the kitchen table. Fantasies are desires, and the fact that his sexual desire was to see her in a Pikachu costume says wonders about his thinking. That is truly a sexual deviant. ______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
McFail_fml 4
Maybe because pikachu is a pokemon and a rat so it seemed wierd to her
TBman256 0
so wait, eat me means oral sex?
Starchild21 3
Are you ******* serious? ____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Starchild21 3
Lol wtf??? You definitely made me laugh haha ________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
kennethdg 0
He's probably talking about Jessica Nigri's pikachu costume. it's pretty hot. But her dressed as Rikky is hotter.
killinglights 0
I agree. Jessica Nigiri does a better Rikku, but her Pikachu costume is still hot.
Pharmacist_fml 2
www.tubgirl.com
kennethdg 0
http://www.gamergy.ca/User-Submitted/jessica-nigri-the-sexy-new-face-of-pokemon.html
Ucla_cupcake 0
TBman256 I really hope you're joking around. Cause if not, boy is that sad lol. As to No_Heart, I see nothing wrong with doing kinky things on table, as long as other people don't eat on that table. P.S. this might be a laugh for some. I thought YDI meant: You're a dumb idiot lol
fmlfmlfml15 0
TBman, i think its time we had....."the talk"
PlasmaFox 0
I wish I could downvote your comment more than once.
thepowerofone 0
YDI stands for "you deserved it"
fourthmonth 0
pokemon is a rat? i just thought it was some sort of solarobot-thingy tripped out yellow thing. whatever it is, my son has a ton of the cards. and i gotta throw imaginary poke-balls at him in defense.
egaonogenki 0
Awwww, how old is he??
monster_tamer 11
Now I think that last bit was a little uncalled for... Until I started reading fanfiction, I had no idea what those phrases meant. D=
MadVlrus 1
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=YDI And lol and the OP... do it... it'll be hot ;P
Muthalecka 1
Pikachu! I choose you!!!
Toasty283 8
Why not both? :D
boobaloo_fml 0
lol u're boyfriend is one kinky/creepy freak....
liveandletlive89 0
how the **** is that creepy? You're an idiot.
boobaloo_fml 0
maybe u like to have sex with people in pikachu costumes but most people would find that creepy....
nomadxx7 0
Freaky/creepy =/= bad sex though. I've had some really kinky chicks and I can tell you I won't forget some of those experiences. So yeah it may be weird/freaky but it's not harmful and I'm sure you'll remember the night for a long time to come.
sillylung 0
You tell me this isn't remotely hot. http://semantink.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cosplay_580_full.jpg
mysterynmayhem 0
nooot really lol i find that as creepy as furries, sorry haha
nic7973 23
nah, he's just horny
Hole_fml 0
pika pika ENOUGH PIKA, COME BACK.
supermike33 0
YDI for owning a cat.
delrio1d 5
who the hell said anything about a cat?!
RockieGirl 0
but that's AWESOME!
chinlc 0
i concur http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs097.snc1/4978_1170429025541_1372442707_30478937_7858409_n.jpg
eradonnes 0
i would bang a pikachu if it was a hot girl
Crncj 0
pikachu=beast
filtration 0
I don't really get how this is an fml. At least his was creative. I'm gonna have to stay nutrual on this on.
sublime93 0
Super spelling fail *neutral
filtration 0
lol I knew I was gonna get harassed about that, it was 4am and you understood it anyways. No point in acting like a douche about it.
hellokatie8 5
Both of you fail. Neutral * and one * ~trolled~
jeocon10 0
FYL.
sarcasticbitch 7
YDI ur boyfriend is a freak!
growingupnextmon 3
Well, i must admit pokemon was incredibly cool back in the day and still kinda is. So essentially your Bf is awesome.
Frolly_fml 0
Just remember to scream "Pika Pika!" when you climax.
diary_of_jane 0
I lol'd ...