Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave my dad $40 and asked him if he could get me lunch on his way back home. Long story short, he came back empty handed telling me it was my fault for trusting him with McNuggets. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML
Today, my mom, who still refuses to get a mobile phone, was late coming home, so I was sent to buy dinner. Dad wanted seafood. I picked it up and returned, only to find Mom was already back with McDonald's. Dad insisted we eat that, despite my protests and MY money I'd spent on HIS request. I made sure Mom saw the Verizon ads. FML
Today, while at my job in a candy store, a boy stuck his hand into the bin, contaminating the candy. As I politely explained that the dad had to purchase the affected candy he refused, yelled, then angrily agreed to buy them. The total cost of the candy with the extra pieces? $1.69. FML
Today, I stopped at a mini-mart and bought a family-size bag of potato chips, a tub of dip, a box of toaster pastries, and some snack cakes. The guy at the counter said, "Wow, someone's hungry!" I told him it wasn't all for me, paid, and left in a huff. It was all for me. I ate it all by that evening. FML
Today, at Arby's, there were two cute guys behind me in line. Right before ordering, my dad said loudly "Go get the calorie sheet. You need to lose more weight before you think about going after those guys." FML
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML
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Top comments
Jacobt24 19
Take some sugar packets, go to your crush, and say, "I think you dropped your nametag."
mthammer 4
Why not just get him to be your sugar daddy?
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Comments (180)
ieatunicorn4fun 7
Lol
IAmNotAnAnimal 9
Wow, pretty soon he'll be the one who has to get 10 fillings.
Lanceeden 12
Maybe your crush will think your dad is...sweet.
eminemchick 19
well some things in life ARE free then. Dude u gotta take advantage of this! You have hands too, dont you?
LiveLaughFML 10
your crush now thinks your weird because you were being selfish and not using your hands to help your dad. YDI, forever aloner.
sophie2212_fml 0
That's embarressing.. I guess move onto someone who doesn't work at that maccas... :/
BBGxBlondie 6
TAKE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN CARRY AND RUUUN!! GO GO GO!
Yodaevil 4
If you are using "crush" to describe a person you like or maybe interested in, nothing to worry about! All you would do is hold hands and giggle.
Andrew1122 0
Wtf is a till?
Invasion976 6
The register. :/
fmlwinnn 0
So what? The crush probably won't do anything except laugh a bit. This isn't really an FML, more of a "who cares?"
Lanceeden 12
87 is a retard.
victimization 0
No, you just assume everyone in the world knows every word of slang. Stop being such a dick #99.
Pixxio_O 11
Isn't that an advantage for op's crush because once your happily married, you won't have to invest in sugar...
natsaysgoveg 6
Don't take it so hard. Everywhere we go my dad hunts for free samples. At Whole Foods he takes all the free granola bars, magazines, and vitamins. :/
MissMittens 0
don't worry, your crush works at mcdicks. . . prob doesn't take much to charm him...
SS 31
1. She never said that he worked at McDonalds. - 2. If he does work there then it could be that he is just there to get some money and not actually for a job. Don't jump to assumptions.
SS 31
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thatonedame 6
Some kids' parents. . .
crazychick1269 7
tell me about it:/
IndiRae 9
Yea. Parents. Taking free stuff that is put out for the sole reason to be taken. What freaks.
PandaPi 0
Nothing wrong with cheap when you can save some money
kings1fan 6
Haha my dad used to do this when i was young at Wendy's with the Splendas! Except he wasn't a cheap ass!
NirvashType0Spec 7
Ok I understand the take-A-penny-leave-A-penny thing. But why sugar?! Unless if you're a diabetic and need splenda just in case.
01sparkly 15
Lmao, my dad does that with napkins. And my mom does it with those little ketchup things
mthammer 4
Why not just get him to be your sugar daddy?
nigrice 0
I think the real question is why do u have a crush on a macdonalds employee...
DFlit1 0
U write proper English good.
SherryA 15
Coming from the person who just spelled "U" instead of properly spelling it "You"... ?
sxe_beast 11
I'm pretty sure that his comment wasn't completely serious?! It doesn't appear so.
RedPillSucks 33
and using "good" instead of "well". - Konan, the Grammarian
SherryA 15
So? Even if it wasn't.. Don't complain about something you don't do either. JS!
bfrench95 0
Was he talking about his comment using good grammar? No he was complimenting the person who wrote the FML
Pslcybn5 7
Haha
SherryA 15
I don't care! I corrected whoever it was, so get over it. You can't compliment someone on good English, grammar or whatever and not use it yourself. That's just stupid.
starwind3438 9
26, 4's comment was a joke. It was written in poor grammar on purpose. Lear humor please. Thank you.
SherryA 15
I didn't see the joke. So I corrected.
anorexicbarbie 8
Just stop trying.
sxe_beast 11
You're completely dense if you couldn't tell that his comment was sarcastic.
mazesm 11
20- Why do you need to correct everyone you run in to? Nobody likes that. Then again nobody likes YOU.
SherryA 15
Awwhh, That really hurt my feelings coming from a complete stranger.. BUT then again last time I checked I can write and correct anyone I want to. So I really don't care when anyone thinks. :)
oarisimo 4
48, if you don't care what anyone thinks then you can shut the hell up now. :) you're a dense moron for not seeing the sarcasm in that comment. you're welcome :)
SherryA 15
Also, I don't correct everyone I run into. As I said before, I didn't see the joke.. So I simply corrected what I did see. Simple mistake. I see it all the time on here. It's not my fault you people overreact over something "starwind" already corrected me on.
SherryA 15
OR you can. And no, I didn't see the 'joke' in the comment. Are you going to repeat what others already said to me? If so, I will say the same thing I just said. I did not see the joke, corrected it, made a mistake, got corrected, stated my mistake, got corrected again.. now get over it.
iBrandon 0
I believe it's "You write proper English well" (:
iBrandon 0
I believe it's "You write proper English well" (:
Awsumuzzie 12
Hey, sherry a, you have got many words spelled wrong , and even many more incomplete sentences... I can't seem to understand a comment you have posted, please try again.
gmc_blossom 21
26- You're trying to have decent spelling and grammar skills? Or, should I say, English and grammar? They are two different things now, eh? Also, I do believe you meant to say that you corrected "whomever" it was. See, you corrected "him" or "her" not "she" or "he". Whenever you are confused, think of if it's "he" or "she". In that case, you use "whoever". But, if it can be replaced with "him" or "her", then that's the time to say "whomever". :)
vIBC 0
Why do you care so much? Tool
currychicken 4
I totally lost track of what app I was on while I was reading the online debate above. naise.
sassyangel24 0
I love the fact that I now know that I'm not the only person from Texas that knows how to speak properly.
leemurcat 5
You two... ruined it... with your stupidity...
every1luvsvag 10
Can't tell if trolling, or just incredibly stupid...
Jacobt24 19
Take some sugar packets, go to your crush, and say, "I think you dropped your nametag."
Tempuser117 2
^ Win!
NBS93 0
I don't think his name is Splenda.
Jacobt24 19
Sweet & Low
coldasfire 23
#5 you will succeed in life if you havnt already
clr1088 0
What's wrong with borrowing some sugar? Might as well get some ketchup too while ur there.
AshorinaMoshe 10
Lmaoo sounds like something my dad would do
man_in_black08 28
hamilton.. whtup! :p
xInwex 12
My dad does it :P he's obsessed with grabbing ketchup and relish.
waileybeem1994 1
Yeah mine too lol but what's to be ashamed of? It is free people do it all the time
raphanne_fml 33
Sounds like Ross Geller!!! :)
zaveeshaveesh3 7
If they make it free then,make them feel bad they made it free and take a shitload of it!
SherryA 15
That's when you walk away.. Walk away and don't look back (;
charlie43 1
just get off of the Internet already