Today, I found out my class was attempting to raise money for me through a bake sale because some girl spread a false rumor that I was raped and that my father was going to disown me. The whole school believes it and my biology teacher took me aside and asked if I needed someone to confide in. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, I asked my school counselor in strict confidence for advice on how to help a friend of mine, who has bulimia. When I got home, I found out that "someone" had called my parents and told them that I'm bulimic. They won't believe the truth. FML
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML
Today, I found out that the reason all my former friends believed a bunch of rumors about me was because the person they were hearing them from was my former roommate. For two years I wondered why they didn't just ask me, now I know it's because they thought if anyone would know the truth, it would be her. UGH. FML
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Today, the principal of my school asked me if I had practice. Knowing he's gullible, I said yes. I came home to find him and my mom having sex. FML
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Top comments
tubaguy42 0
wow, what a bitch. hope you get her back. at least there's good news: a lot of people care about you
redmusketeer 1
wow that is really messed up!
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redmusketeer 1
wow that is really messed up!
americayay 0
yes, but now she gets all that pity money.
persiancutie 0
grab the pity money get revenge from the girl who started all of this then bring your father to school and act all nice together that'll show em (:
musicjunkiealert 0
That's just rude. You don't spread rumours like that!
nikigustapie 0
what's the fml part? some people spend their whole lives look for the attention youre going to be getting. plus, you get pity money. sounds like a winrar to me.
icertainlysuck 0
Id hire someone to rape that stupid bitch
Concha14 0
sad :(
CalebEatsZombies 2
How does she ******* ydi that's retarded as shit
wingedelephants 17
nikigustapie, firstly it's embarrassing to explain to everyone that they were lied to; secondly people will get the wrong idea about her probably decent, loving father; third of all, who would accept money from volunteers under false pretenses? I'd feel overwhelmed and infuriated at the liar who started it all. Yeah, it's nice to know that people care, but think of the consequences.
tubaguy42 0
wow, what a bitch. hope you get her back. at least there's good news: a lot of people care about you
Imawhalerider 0
Physical revenge is for the stone ages, suing for damages is the modern revenge cycle. You can get a lot of money from the laws made by sissies. Plus the court system is messed up and crude, exploit every cent until we are forced to make solid changes in our over dramatic, over protectionalistic and protection of sensitive people. The 'fairness committee' made by weak humans creates laws that somehow if someone makes you cry, you can get money from that person.
thatwasobvious 0
totally irrelevant to their post, and nice job making up words.
sugar_bear 0
#106 what the hell are you talking about?
sarcasm_ftw 0
i think he's saying to sue so to exploit the system and try and make them change the laws so it's not so easy... maybe? idk
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
Yeah the upside is you found out how much ur teacher and classmates care about u... And since u said "bake sale" I assume at best u're in high school but probably middle school and in that case u can't sue. But I hope to see her repost of ur revenge, "Today some girl got me back for a horrible thing I did..."
plethora 3
"Protectionalistic"? lol.
dancin303 0
it wouldnt get moderated cause everyone would think its a YDI
babyjaguar96 0
SLANDER!!
xleanne_aLly 23
Don't sue, beat the **** up.
fxdxhk90 0
Kick the girls ass, but your biology teacher is a good person, don't place fault on him.
spoo 24
yeah, when this actually happens to someone I hope their kindness doesnt dwindle
StarrieyedFML 0
It's called summer school dumbass. Because funny story... I'M IN SCHOOL. -_- ****** retards, I swear.
lendmeyourteeth 0
just say she made it up
spamtastic404 0
he cant just say that cuz then everyone will be mad at him for makign them go through all this even though it wasnt his fault it will be seen as his >_>
tubaguy42 0
SHE. it's a girl.
lendmeyourteeth 0
lol y would people be mad at her because someone made a rumor about him..? she kinda deserves it though, for not saying it was a lie sooner he obviously knew before they started a fund && all this
Cloudy_fml 0
I don't see how it's obvious that she knew beforehand... And who is "he"? The op and the rumor-starter are both female.
spamtastic404 0
i didnt bother looking at the gender of the op >_> nao that i do i see its a gurl but the same situation applies. shes doomed no matter what she does. rawr
stormoftara 0
I agree with this
lendmeyourteeth 0
lol someone would probably talk to her before starting to raise money.. and someone would probably ask if she was ok
authorkid 2
I would just make my parents buy us a new house far away and spend the money there :D
Cleao18317 11
really? she clearly said that everyone believed the person that spread it and don't you think she tried that??
Megsabelle 0
Just tell that some dumb bitch made it up? It's worse if you accept the money. This isn't an fml.
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
only problem is with that is that people who actually have been raped often deny it ever happening. the OP is in a pretty awkward position right now, i'd just take the money and publicly donate it to somebody
rightsaidred 3
Agreed. THe more the OP denies it, the more it will confirm it in people's minds.
divineinstrument 2
Yep, there's no real way to deny it. It's kinda like in "Life in Brian" where Brian tries to deny being the Messiah. You need to get the person who started this rumour to come clean. This is serious.
Casualt1234 0
well she could clear up the rumors if her dad comes out and denies allegations that she was raped AND that he'll disown her. It could work... but this fml doesn't make much sense... if so many people know about it, then wouldn't there be a police investigation? then it could be resolved if she tells the police the truth and they find evidence to prove she's never been raped (or not find evidence to the contrary)
Imawhalerider 0
milk it for an A
HLE1 0
chyeeeaaahhhh
yes_itsme 0
ROFL
Jankae 0
find out who it is and tell the principal, thats not somethign to joke about
bangtank 0
wait. its july. how are you in school in july? it says you're in washington.
tubaguy42 0
you've never heard of summer classes?
darkmis1 18
or year round school?
GabriLee 0
Or that people write Today in front of all their FMLs... Or maybe it's a possibility that the poster is 40 and it happened 25 years ago but they desperately want an FML posted?
_PurpleLove_ 0
sounds like Ferris Bueller's Day Off where they were trying to raise money for Ferris's fake illness.
GoldenGirl83 0
lmao true
colourmealy 0
hahha i was thinking the same thing