Today, my mom informed me that she wouldn't be joining the rest of the girls in the limo ride to the church for my wedding ceremony because she wants to have her car with her. Why? Because she is planning to leave my wedding reception half way through to go home and take her dog out to pee. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML
Today, I asked my fiancee to drive me to the airport for a business trip in a few days. She ranted angrily that she already had plans, so I asked my mom to take me instead. Now she's pissed and saying, "Why don't you just go marry your mommy, since she does everything for you?" FML
Today, my father-in-law left my wedding reception because he had to feed the dog. This would have been alright, if he hadn't been absent for nearly two hours. Apparently, just feeding the dog and leaving would have hurt the animal's feelings so he stayed to play with him for a while. FML
Today, my mother-in-law "borrowed" my dog without asking, to show him off to her friends. My dog is my service animal, and I'm not comfortable leaving the house without him. I have to be at work in an hour, and she's not picking up her phone. FML
Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML
Today, my wife is refusing to go on our honeymoon because the resort we chose won’t allow pets. She’s now angry with me for not checking before we booked the place, and is threatening divorce if I go without her. I told her we could just get a dog sitter, but she refuses. Oh well. FML
Today, my mom's dog bit my dad's girlfriend in the face. At my wedding. We did not know she was bringing her dog. FML
Today, my insane mother struck again. She refused to drive me to my doctor’s appointment for my asthma because the office won’t let her bring her precious doggo inside and it’s too cold to sit in the car with it. No, she won’t leave it at home like a normal person, and no it’s not a service dog. FML
Today, the same manager who wrote me up for missing work when my mom had had a stroke, thought it was perfectly acceptable to announce she was leaving work 6 hours early to take her dogs to the groomers. Apparently, that appointment was more urgent than me riding in an ambulance with my mother. FML
Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML
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eastmanwolf 0
#2 I'd think that her daughter's wedding is more important than this. If the dog is so important, she should have made plans for someone else to watch the dog that day so she could be there the whole time to support her daughter.
on_a_boat 0
I agree with #13. What's the big deal? Jesus she's not SKIPPING the whole freaking wedding here, there is nothing wrong with going home real quick to let the dog out so he/she doesn't pee all over the house. OP you might need to be less of a Bridezilla.
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Comments (180)
CluelessOne 0
That sucks.
00yoda4 0
you're life is f**ked
Broc 0
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Uh... is she supposed to let her dog pee on the carpet? If you're getting married you might want to grow up a little bit.
looserdevars 1
but let's agree, dogs suck.
strawberryspacejam 11
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Cats suck more
hazelkee 0
you have things called a backyard
jannie22 0
Your a bitch...
hippo1234 19
YOU'RE overreacting.
beanerkid 0
hahahaha., ouch
that_guy_you_are 0
Backhand that mother ******.
fishburger420 0
that's retarded. u must be exaggerating
eastmanwolf 0
#2 I'd think that her daughter's wedding is more important than this. If the dog is so important, she should have made plans for someone else to watch the dog that day so she could be there the whole time to support her daughter.
sulitak 27
I'm not sure about OP's parents but anyone my parents could have asked to watch pets for my wedding were invited. The only problem I see is that she could have arranged to have her car there for temporary usage. My Dad had his vehicle at my reception so he could leave to grab stuff if needed (good thing he did, we forget the toss bouquet)
Aw_Geez 0
Can't she come back?
Sessee 4
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Boohoo. I agree with #2. So what, she won't be there for twenty minutes of your RECEPTION. Reception, seriously. It's just food and dancing to some totally original wedding songs. Like "We Are Family". Oh, and "YMCA". And "Macarena". And "Cha Cha Slide". Wow, your life is totally ****** beyond repair.
jannie22 0
Your a ******* bitch it's her mother for god sakes! That is supposed to be her happiest day of her life and her mother can't even take the time to be there the hole day over a dumb dog. If the dogs soooo important she could have her neighbors let the dog out.
hilaryy_fml 0
#2, Lets have your mother skip one of the best days of your life to let a dog out to pee. She could have just gotten someone to take care of it if the dogs really that important
cupcakecatie 0
She isn't skipping it she is leaving the reception (the party after the actual wedding) halfway through to take out the dog, and then I am assuming coming back (though the op did not specify if this is true or not)
shankzilla 0
ur moms probably one of them crazies. after an hour or two of reasoning she'll be like 'fine ill hire someone to walk me dog for me' or be all like 'ima bring that dog with me'