Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML
Today, I received a letter signed “anonymously” by at least 6 of my neighbours that unless I do something about my loud nightmares they’re going to start calling the police every time it happens. FML
Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
Today, my new neighbor just put up really loud wind chimes. I just got a ton of letters under my door, stating if I don't take them down, they're going to file a noise complaint with the building management. She owns her condo, I don't. FML
Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML
Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I discovered that my neighbors had held a secret "meeting" to discuss how annoying my "constant singing" as I go about my days in my apartment. They even made a petition, with over ten signatures, asking me to "cease and desist." FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
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Top comments
knights95 9
Start charging for the show.
flockz 20
right when your about to cum you should scream "I ****** HATE MY NEIGHBORS" followed by the sounds of your bed hitting a wall
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Comments (180)
knights95 9
Start charging for the show.
eminemchick 19
do it louder just to piss them off;)
dolphincheddar 10
This is why me and my significant other always use a gag apple
daAce77 8
I bet they were jackin off too loud and it sounded like two people in there.
iLOLatURpain69 7
They never said you have to stop!
TruthBeTold36 3
Next time take a bow out the window after you're done, and tell them when the next show is scheduled to begin.
tylersign 11
They're just trying to learn.....
OrgasmicBunnies 9
You got to have your significant other bang you against the window. That will keep the kids entertained for awhile; or you could do my favorite, and have a blood orgy. That would keep them away for awhile.
PrimeStarscream 30
HAHAHAHAH A+
JoeTheMan12 0
cover your partner's freaking mouth?
lawls79 14
in your dreams.
je_suis_fml 11
What's the problem?
andy231245 4
ROFLMAO
sourgirl101 29
55, what if it's only the OP making the sex noises? And the show must go on!
CookieMonstr19 0
Umm....why is yr sex so loud!!
jwells4 0
Lol. 130 your sex life must suck.
sylverdrag_fml 9
If only...
sbeck14 0
Kinky.
SirObvious 1
Was the letter marked with an "A"??
iheartdance 6
pretty little liars?
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
^Oh man I love that series/show. Best thing ever!
CookieMonstr19 0
Definitely THE MOST AMAZING SHOW EVA!!!!!!
yeseniaaa 2
Promiscuous .
cptcook 0
And where do you live again? Lol
KattiLee 0
love. that. show.
jvillan87 5
Bow chikka bow wow.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Brown chicken brown cow!
purpleninjaa 0
Lmfao !!
feralphoenix 4
free ****?
ilikeapplejuice 7
Giggity
cdninf 4
Live HD
scrapmetal58 9
In 3D!
thinknomore 0
lol
cc_the_beast 6
Half your luck!
morganrules123 10
Make sure to get it on blu ray disc in october!
DatWhiteGuy 0
Rawr.
purpleninjaa 0
Lol this is random , but your cute (:
flockz 20
right when your about to cum you should scream "I ****** HATE MY NEIGHBORS" followed by the sounds of your bed hitting a wall
abceasyas123abc 12
You must be getting satisfied on a very regular basis if they had to write you an anonymous note about it..
moo117 0
that's ****** up
blakrhynes 0
Quiet down a little and buu curtains
ACM1991 9
Where do you live???????? :D
Molord1 0
Why would you thumb this down...? I'm interested as well. maybe they'd even let me hop in ;)