Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had peed all over my coffee table, and more specifically on my laptop, completely ruining it. When I confronted her, she looked at me with what I can only describe as a smug expression, as if to say, "You're not the boss of me." FML
Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I was so into my game that I didn't notice my senior-aged cat had emptied his cat bladder onto my leg until I took off my headphones and he jumped off me to go chew on the couch. FML
Today, after getting home from my morning run, I found my brand new leather couch with scratches all over it and smelling of cat piss. I don't have a cat. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, my cat pissed on my bed, so I had to change the sheets. Just as I got out of bed and take my first step, I stepped in my cat's poop as well and slipped, spraining my ankle. FML
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
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shazza91 0
my cat did this for a while, on all of my things, turns out she had a bladder infection, and it's her way of telling you there's something wrong.. take it to the vet
Doortje 30
Smart cat. You should have apologized.
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Comments (180)
xIINotorious 0
Morale of the story; treat your pet with respect
Perksofbeingawal 0
Karma's a bitch. ;/ unless it was an accident. Cats annoy the hell out of me anyways so I don't really care; but still...
derpherp 0
(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o))) Get a dog!
yuggi1 11
Respect? OP respects her cat too much already. If I was her that cat would be outside months ago.
andruha1123 5
throw this cat out and get a new one.. there are tons free ones!
dragonaair 5
She does... Note the accidentally stepped on tail.
davey96 0
Well I think you should *accidentally* kick the cats ass
docscientist 10
Morale of the story is at an all time low.
deaper 16
moral of the comment thread: Get a dictionary and look up the difference between moral and morale and learn to spell!
scoobdog 1
solution. shoot it
Jokro_fml 0
Thats why you get a dog, cats are unforgiving assholes
j_cat187 20
use .223 its cheaper
xIINotorious 0
69 maybe iPod automatically spell checks it to morale instead of moral???
westzac 7
You dont own a house pet do you? If you have a pet that hangs around your feet, you step on them everyonce in awhile
TalkSick 2
YDI !
CoconutMuffin 5
How...? Can you read? She accidently stepped on the cats tail. Why would OP deserve that? I mean, yes, OP deserves it if she dosn't give it away or something after this, but you can't blame OP for having a messed up cat if you know what I mean.
TalkSick 2
op should of watched where she was walking. op's cat is just getting revenge.
dragonaair 5
Oh, please, #112. Don't give me that crap. I am so sorry to tell you but humans aren't perfect and sometimes trip over things. Cats and dogs tend to get in your walking path as well a lot; I have a cat and a dog and I constantly have to stop and start because they always get into my way.
GoingCommando93 14
Wow. 122 you're a moron. My sisters puppy runs in-between the legs of everyone in the house, causing them to trip and almost break a hip. Same with my old cats. This is not a ydi at all. The cat is just ******* stupid, that's why I don't have any anymore
CandyPewPewPew 29
#2, you do know that there is a button for "you deserved it" right? or are you just too dumb to even know that? I can see why u voted wrongly too.
shazza91 0
my cat did this for a while, on all of my things, turns out she had a bladder infection, and it's her way of telling you there's something wrong.. take it to the vet
WOW_BS 0
Right...
CoconutMuffin 5
54- Don't judge, how would you know? Unless you are the cat guru or something...
blownfuse 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I agree! take it to the vet ... and put it down... ydi for having a cat as a pet...
AppleCoFreak 0
Your kidding me right? How would you like it Implying you have a dog If I said oh yeah your dog has a bladder infection take it to the vet and put it down ydi for having a dog. Your stupid and cruel
Topasofmagic 17
I'm no fan of cats either, 139. In fact, I'm actually a bit afraid of them, but to tell someone to kill their pet, no matter what species, is cruel and mean. >:(
Ryonix 0
cat got your tongue? haha
loski87 4
best profile pic ever!!!!
ollallie 0
I agree that's funny and I don't even like Obama that much good profile pic haha
Doortje 30
Smart cat. You should have apologized.
TheNewGuy03 29
how does one apologize to a cat? "hey, i'm sorry for that time a few months ba--" *whizzzzzzzzzzzz* |the kid|
Doortje 30
Why yes, something like that. With a big yummie fish on the side. The cat will forgive OP then.
xIINotorious 0
it's true I have to apologize to my cat when I step on it's tail or it does terrible, terrible things
alwa7sh 2
If it doesn't work, bribe it. Ball of yarn would be you eat bid. It's like giving Snookie tan lotion.
mickeyroxsox 2
how would you like it if someone stepped on your tail? hmmm? that's what I thought.
CoconutMuffin 5
I'd get the **** over it after a couple of minuets.
aardvarkish 17
Some cats are into that shit!
givants 0
how come some of my comments dont get posted
TalkSick 2
^^Fail
givants 0
how is that a fail??? or do you mean that you fail to understand my q, I tried posting a comment before that one, and it never showed up... it was quite funny too, so you guys are missing out
givants 0
see like right now I tried posting a reply and it never showed up.. hmmm
onecutechick101 0
I can see why the cat would be pissed! first you step on her tail. second you stick her outside. take better care of your pussy!!
Bates621 0
Lol, pissed
2joker5 0
yes definitely
LadyClarik 8
Get rid of the cat.