Today, I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went up to go to the ladies' room, but as I walked back to the table, I heard some giggles. I looked and found out why. My skirt was tucked into my underwear. I was wearing my lucky Star Wars-themed panties. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML
Today, while wearing a sexy pair of undies for my partner and taking him out on a nice dinner, I trusted a fart walking from the car to the restaurant and shit myself. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
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Otto_fml 0
More women should wear these.
chillbro69 0
may the force be with you
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Comments (180)
jamila123 5
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Haha! That's not cool
Starchild21 3
I wonder if Chewbaca was the character for her theme?
Dogman332 0
Hey, I love nerdy girls, call me sometimes. JK. But that is funny.
lmmmr 0
That's totally cool.
chipmunk95 0
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Slaught_fml 3
Sexy fml
Dahlia_F 0
this is NOT an FML. especially if it was "lucky you were wearing your star-wars themed panties" take it to MLIA.
Starchild21 3
except it wasn't "...luckily I was wearing", it was "...I was wearing my lucky", what you don't have a lucky set? I got lucky boxers haha _______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
1234PIE43215 0
Screw being cool
misspinkiemarie 0
Totally MLIA material. That's so cool.
tyhillman 0
I want to marry the OP lol.
genius_man16 1
MARRY ME OP
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
unless the guy is a douche you have nothing to worry about. like seriously...
nurdoz 2
nice random myspace link lol now I'm gonna add you
TheObnoxiousNarw 1
BACK TO THE KITCHEN!
00SPRANGER00 0
if star wars panties aren't cool, then I don't want to be cool
Rowdey 10
YDI for wearing panties.
jackipdoc 31
They wouldn't be as lucky if she happened to 'get lucky'
Otto_fml 0
More women should wear these.
TerraDiablo 0
hawt lol
DatEmoFurry 7
And to think I thought my Legend of Zelda undies were cool.
chillbro69 0
may the force be with you
xxmollyxx 25
Fail :(
MimiKnox 0
Only failed at tucking skirt in underwear, but WIN at having AWESOME undies!! I'm jealous!! Where can I get me some Star Wars undies? I only got Betty Bop, Sailor Moon, Sonic and Astro Boy panties. (yes I only love and wear cartoon undies!)
mstrmje 0
awesome i needed a nerdy gf until all but 7 months ago she is the best thing in my life and she too has a lucky pair and a star wars pair the lucky pair is nintendo
psychedelicdezzy 14
Haha your awesome (#176)
shauntp 0
Embarrasing lol
mutinykitty 18
that's just awesome. i wish i had star wars panties.
toink 0
They saw Chewbacca! X_X
skullbashd 3
WTF picture
arisaurus 0
well thats an epic failure.ur supposed to check urself before you leave.smarty.
jw90 18
my kind of woman! :)
Resistance2 0
YDI for having starwars panties, what are you 12?
scateice 0
coolio :P
the_stereotype 0
psh...all the cool kids have star wars underwear. don't be hatin
welderchick87 0
There is absolutely nothing wrong with Star Wars....so stfu and gtfo.
iplayhockey3 9
you know your cool when.....
1234PIE43215 0
What's wrong with Star Wars panties? Besides most 12 years today are too retarded not to have a pair!
cass1_l0ve 13
Most 12 year olds today are so obsessed with Justin Beiber and stupid crap like that they probably haven't even heard of star wars.
Unicorntails 7
Heyheyhey, I'm 12. Offensive! D:< I've heard of Star Wars and I love it. Not the entire generation sucks, but 99.7% do..