Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I found out my roommate has been using my bed for months because he didn't want his sheets to "smell like gay sex" when his mom washed them. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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ang3lacupcak3 0
scratch and sniff. ;)
narf887 4
at least he wasn't trying to taste the rainbow
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Comments (180)
spookersboo 1
wow.
Mr_Chow 5
Funny how imagined it was a girl sleeping but it turns out to be a boy writing this T_T
EvilPotato 15
that's hot.
EvilPotato 15
that's hot.
cudi504 4
How would it be reasonable to share underwear? Thats kinda nasty
Pixxio_O 11
So... Where they clean?
armorf0r 7
Real bros share underwear.
ljbgamer 1
Fart in his face the next time he does it
EvilPotato 15
35 38 don't try sarcasm over the Internet it never works.
noelykins1 19
38 wasn't being sarcastic just asking
DaySetsFire 2
Hope he doesn't have a shrine of you. And a look alike life size doll. *shudders*
mgsoloist 14
It starts with your underwear. Then he takes over your life. "The Roomate"
dre_bro11 12
We all know what happens next; Your toiletries and towels and other belongings start to get 'borrowed' too.
Monii_Harlz 11
Why would you be sharing underwear anyways?? Hahahaha isn't that how u get disease?
liquidfireKAN 0
81- please learn what sarcasm is.
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
133, Sarcasm: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual. Ironic Statement: "Have a nice Year!" Why? How for the love of **** could he have a nice day after this? Let alone year knowing they live with the person. They might have failed doing it, but Please, learn what sarcasm is before you call someone else out on it. Got yo back evil haha
MatheusRajuidas 5
At 38, were*.
juicedboi 7
Well that's real bromance right there fellas. -47 Nice work on the tat, last time I saw it the whole thing was just an outline.
SpeakingMyMind 0
47 - dang straight.
fabian21 0
I somehow have a feeling this is the same roommate from an earlier FML...
skinthesnakes 6
kinky but snug
EvilPotato 15
134 thank you for realizing what I said, your off the list of people I'm going to do bad things too. :)
Bowser6622 5
Your pic scares me. Wrong comment.
aFatFuck 0
149 No, that's not a bromance. A bromance is between two guys that are really good friends. If you catch your bromance friend attempting to smell your nasty underwear then he's probably gay and it's not longer a bromance but instead a creepy case of one guy that might molest you while your sleeping (not because he's gay but because he smells the guys underwear while he's wearing it).
MisterGuru 5
lol gross
Marcel4_fml 3
That's disturbing lol
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
More like kinky
SirObvious 1
Get dome ho
monkeybanana 7
Uhh ewwwww...
ang3lacupcak3 0
scratch and sniff. ;)
CareFace 16
I think he wants a bit more than to scratch him... *pump pump pump* ew.
Babalu722 3
way to ruin an awesome comment.
rockstar44 0
Ahhhhh best comment of the day
chick011 0
Hey, don't want those skid marks; now do we?
missL1z 5
That is so messed up if roomie was a guy!
sthrr 6
Roomie IS a guy.
stef108 3
"HE said HE was checking if they were clean...." pretty sure it's a guy
Tcaret300 12
Yo Alan one question. Is it possible to become a part of the fml team? Any job application? Age limitations?
peaceloveride 0
and if it was a girl, shed be wanting to borrow his boxers...
narf887 4
lol best night ever haha
xnty 0
weird gay shit
not_cool808 14
hahaha
wishfulmidget 0
teehee
kcircuses2 4
that's cute
MatheusRajuidas 5
Gay cuteness huh? :3
rends 0
well that "stinks"
laurencheese 7
AHAHAHAHAH!