Today, a girl told me she couldn't text me anymore, because she was too tired and had to sleep. Over the next three hours, she updated her Facebook and Twitter accounts, and made a YouTube video of herself singing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, the woman I have been seeing said she couldn't see a future with me. This was all because I didn't text her back when I fell asleep after working a double night/morning shift. FML
Today, I was doing my nightly check of my daughter's phone since a recent stint in the psych hospital, and saw that she had fallen into a peaceful sleep to watching videos on a website dedicated to watching people die. FML
Today, a girl on my Snapchat list posted a story asking for anybody who was awake to talk to her. Me being awake, I took her up on the request. Her response? "Sorry I didn't mean you." FML
Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I was exhausted and wanted a nap. She decided to join me, then got bored and started watching Instagram reels blasting the same five seconds of some awful Cardi B "song." She got pissed when I asked her to stop. FML
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njgohard 16
It's over...the fat bitch just sang
fejj13r 0
That has happened to me way to often. I'm sorry OP.
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fejj13r 0
That has happened to me way to often. I'm sorry OP.
iTsbSkuLLy 8
I second that
fejj13r 0
*too
iLOLatURpain69 7
When people say that its usually because your conversation has ended. I wouldn't take offense personally.
hockeychicl003 6
just because the conversation ended, doesn't mean you have to stalk her..
Hockeyboy4280 18
Happened to me as well. It really sucks, sorry OP...
Drigr 9
18 and 27. There is this mature thing that grown ups do... It's called saying you are gonna go, not lying and saying you're going to bed when you're gonna then post on Facebook, twitter, and YouTube...
hockeychicl003 6
I know, I'm just saying he didn't have to go and creep her
Drigr 9
Who says it was stalking? If he already has her on FB, Twitter, and YouTube, he would see the notifications as he checks them.
mzrobinson 13
Then he needs a life instead of being glued to the computer..
baconftw 9
Dislike her video!
Drigr 9
81. First of all. Smartphone. I can do all three from a smartphone. Second of all. If it was late enough for her to pull of a fake "going to bed" goodbye, then it's probably late enough for him you be on the computer. Or do you expect people to never touch a computer and spend all day out and about then come home and sleep? Personally, I work 40+ hours a week, drive an hour both ways almost every weekend to support local rock musicians, AND spend time gaming and surfing the net. I also hang it with friends/family and occasionally swim. Do I not have a life?
theslimshadylp 6
She sounds like a typical high school girl these days
HiIAmKevin 8
If someone is gonna lie to you it's best that you don't talk to her anymore. Just move on and save yourself from hell before you get sucked into it. Take my advice it happens to my friend all the time haha. He's just to retarded to notice it.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Is it bad that I do that all the time? I mean I don't want to be rude, a little white lie can't hurt anybody. Plus I'm smart enough to know not to go on any social networking sites so the guy won't know haha
ellie121 4
It's easier to say I am tired then say dude shut up I need to become a YouTube sensation
ChronicBluntz420 7
You stalker.
chatoyant_fml 12
Don't really get the thing with "white lies" there is not so many things you really NEED to lie about, rather than telling the truth. most things will bite you in the ass
ygdrassil 17
Not everyone likes to be engaged in conversation every waking moment. I tell people I have to go when I'm just done talking for a while.
hahachun 4
Giggity.
ImmaB3AST 7
Attempt to be first failed, eh?
unknown_user5566 27
I don't think "giggity" really works in response to this situation...
jpqm32 3
Dickwad
dsbs 9
Maybe op shouldn't be so boring
lonkite101 14
85- or does it??
LightningCactus 12
No, it doesn't.
lulucall911 6
I wanted to thumb this down, but it had -69 so I had to suppress my urge and leave it.
CheesecakeTaco 3
Wait, OP, you knew she did all of these things and maybe others you didn't want to mention... In 3 hours? Maybe that's why she doesn't want to text you anymore. CREEP!!
Jessj958 19
Sorry to be mean, but that's just a bitchy thing to do. Don't waste your time on someone who isn't willing to be honest with you.
NOOBSQUAD 0
I agree, she should have said I don't feel like texting right now, instead of being a bitch about it.
NOOBSQUAD 0
Sorry wrong comment
Timbuka 1
Not everyone loves texting. When I have someone continuously texting me I sometimes tell a white lie just to stop having to pick up my phone every 30 seconds. It's not that I don't want to talk, I just find texting tiresome. Maybe she does too. Lastly, texting someone too much can be overwhelming. Play it cool.
xMysticKnightx 1
No one in this world is honest.
narrowords 18
Also, she could've already tried to sound disinterested or quit the convo many other ways. Many people think you're rude if you just say, "Okay, I'm done with this, bye," so you let them down easy. If they're a bit daft, though, it's either bluntness or a white lie. Just so happens that she wasn't tactful enough to not make it blatant...
ajourdhui 0
74- yes yes yes! everything you said is spot on. I feel the same way. Telling someone " hey I don't want to talk to you right now" is rude. I personally feel telling a white lie isn't that bad in this situation. Almost any way you phrase " I don't want to talk" will come out in negative way, imo.
njgohard 16
It's over...the fat bitch just sang
jojimugo 20
Both metaphorically and literally
FranceessWuu 3
I would've just either liked her status, retweet her or text her about her 'amazing' new video. Casually let her know.
Jf770 10
Maybe she was planning to sleep, then figured out she was too restless and didn't wanna text OP in case he fell asleep.
evilplatypus 39
I'm curious what people think: is it kinder to lie to someone in hopes of not hurting their feelings, or to be blunt and straightforward?
fejj13r 0
I prefer blunt and straightforward.
numbersystem 4
Blunts are better. If you roll them right.
Jessj958 19
Blunt and straight forward...think about it like this-if someone lied to you about something, would your feelings be more hurt that they lied or if they had just told the truth in the 1st place? If the truth is gonna hurt someone's feelings I can only imagine it would hurt them worse had they been lied to.
beccaishereyay 11
No one likes a poorly rolled blunt.
brianax36 14
I'd rather someone e blunt and straight forward with me. You just hurt people by lying kinda like leading someone on...
DeadxManxWalking 27
Lies hurt more than the truth.
the_blind_wonder 1
I prefer blunt and honest as well. Don't lie to me, and I won't lie to you. Lie to me, and I have no time left for you.
BeforeItWasCool 12
It's kinder to lie, if you know how to lie properly. If you're an inconsistent liar, like this girl, then it's better to be blunt.
Cheverez 8
Straight forward. I'd feel like an idiot if someone did that to me
Dracoboxer357 36
I'd say be honest, yet tactful. Don't lie, don't beat around the bush, but also be considerate if possible. No need to be unbelievably rude. My opinion. :)
louiseth 9
Could depend on the lie. If you said something like 'no of course I didn't blow all the money you gave me for the rent on drugs!' then that might come back to you. But if you said something like 'no, I don't have any drugs to hook you up with on your roommates rent money' then you'll probably be the worst drug dealer in town, but it's not such a bad thing.
Jaxx66 21
Well, I'm straightforward and don't sugar-coat anything. I expect the same in return. If someone lies to me, I won't trust them again. Small lies cascade into a big mess. And plus, i feel that if you think you need to lie to me, then our friendship/relationship won't work because you can't trust me enough to give me the truth. So it hurts worse in the end.
lazyfoo92 4
#34 totally agree with you.
FailBear920 19
I'm not Willy Wonka I don't sugar coat shit
emilydenisee 0
if she were blunt you would be more upset atleast she was trying to be nice
ArmlessSkydiver 7
You do not make sense. What do drugs have to do with lying?
saderboi41 10
Straightforward and blunt. Hurts, but doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger.
ImmaB3AST 7
If that's the case then shes mean and probably cold-hearted you don't want someone like that in your life. The least someone could do is show a little honesty. It's better than being caught in mid-lie.
tencentsakiss 19
Or she isn't a bitch and she's just creeped out by the fact that OP apparently stalks her and she's too nice to call him out on it, so she's trying to distance herself from him and his obsessiveness.
FrostHeart 36
How do you all comment so fast!? Hurry must think of something witty to say- shit.
teague95 16
FrostHeart....Y U NO HAVE WITTY COMMENT?!?!
the_blind_wonder 1
Probably because most of us read very fast and have an opinion on pretty much everything. I know I do. LOL!!!
pandabear125 0
maybe she's creeped out by how you always follow her online.
Minna_fml 14
I will give OP the benefit of the doubt here - He could be subscribed to her FB, and got notifications of her Tweet and YouTube video, since after all, people link everything to FB...
the_blind_wonder 1
There is one good thing about the overrunning of social networking in today's society. That is that it's very easy to catch someone in a lie like this. Why bother lying at all? This girl is pretty stupid if she's going to tell OP something like that, knowing she has him on her Facebook page.
a7x451 0
Thank you! Op she probably doesn't want to talk to you because you're a creepy internet stalker.
Kibaruto 33
Sleepwalking, obviously.
MCRaddict15 15
That's stupid. Why do people lie in situations like this? If she really wasnt interested, she could have said 'Hey, I really should go.' I never understood why you would lie. You can politely say the truth.
evilplatypus 39
"I really should go" isn't the truth either if she was still online for a while afterwards.
MCRaddict15 15
25, yeah, you're right. I was thinking more 'Maybe we should talk later' or 'I need to check a few things [twitter, Facebook, and Youtube] so maybe another time.'
A7X_LoVeee 10
Seems to me she doesn't want to talk to him, ever. So those excuses would be lies too.
narrowords 18
What's a polite way to say, "I'm sick of talking to you." "I'm sick of texting?" Then if OP was butthurt, she'd have to say, "It's not you. It's just texting." But maybe it was OP. OP hasn't told us if he's annoying and just doesn't know how to let a texting conversation die...