what434
United States
Today, I learned that you don't put your diamond earrings on over your bathroom sink. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
The road to hell, good intentions, all that jazz
Today, in the process of leaning over the sink to close the drain so my diamond earrings wouldn't fall in as I put them on, I dropped my diamond earring down the drain. FML
monkeycannon7
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
LizGo
Greenville, United States
Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML
SinkyBalls
Canada
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
Anonymous
United States
Time to get a lock
Today, I learned it's not safe to take a bath if my aunt is staying over, because apparently she was never taught the "Knock before you enter" rule if the bathroom door is closed. FML
stupid^2
Got a screw loose
Today, I did something you never ever should do. I removed the screw in the shower drain. What I didn't know was that it's impossible to know if the shower will leak afterwards. I just wanted to properly clean the drain. FML
joy
United States
Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML
akieferr
United States
Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML
Anonymous
Soiled
Today, I learned what the phrase "Never trust a far", is all about. I spent several minutes trying to wash my filthy underwear in the sink. FML
namehere34
United States
Make it til you fake it
Today, I found a diamond on the floor, which I could only assume was from one of my brother's cheap earrings. I was positive that it was fake. To prove it to myself, I ran it across my window, as they say only real diamonds cut glass. It's real. FML
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Gobsnoglin 0
Or if you do put them on over the sink, put the stopper in the sink first!
astro_plastic 0
Well I hope it impales a goldfish in a gutter somewhere so at least someone can look fierce in them.
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Comments (180)
allard 14
first
VanessaVander 2
of course u dont!
BugeryBill 0
y don't u just look in the pipes below the sink....
yake12 0
well it's a good thing u learned it before you dropped one in there.... right....
rawr_iliketacos 0
12th. see? isn't that just a worthless comment?
Horney4her69 0
you can, just close the drain.
yake12 0
more like 15th... fail
DGross 8
@15 you're 15... good job actually 12 has the best comment so far so I can see why you might be jealous... If the sink has a trap just open it up and check.
beepelati 5
OP, I thought that was obvious. oh well, at least you learned the lesson! ahah
tomahawkinyouall 0
haha or try taking them off when youre in the shower like me and watch them go byebye down the drain
deliciouscake 3
38th.
Tripout 0
@38 NOW WHY...... y would u take them off IN the shower???
tomahawkinyouall 0
well I forgot I had them in and I set them down next to the shampoop and then they were gone
tomahawkinyouall 0
hmm well idk why I did it.. I was like 8 though. haha
Cynical_AbInitio 0
Shampoop lol
tyheron 0
You should take them off in the kitchen instead. YDI
tomahawkinyouall 0
sha poopi
DenisTheMenace 13
^ fine ass :) op you are one sad ****..
marc33 0
no, u take'rm off at de dinner table..! or just don't even put it on.... just save'em in de box! lol
tomahawkinyouall 0
why the dinner table??
JamieR1263 0
Ever heard of a p trap?
marc33 0
silly, cuz if u do then u won't drop it in ur sink! lol i was just making fun of op....! gotit?!
tomahawkinyouall 0
ugh of course!!! silly me, I shouldve known.. lol
RandomGinger 0
acually, you're 15...
ItsTheKanninbal 0
i hate you
tomahawkinyouall 0
no fighting ppls
cgysoccerfreak 0
no one cares
tomahawkinyouall 0
ok why have all my comments been erased
Sirin_fml 47
Because a lot of them have been easily out of line. Try keeping your comments in line with the commenting rules, and we can keep the deletions to a minimum ;)
gigi_bella 0
My nine year old sister knows not to put on earrings from Target over the sink.
u_killed_kenny_ 0
me thinks op is retarted. me is right
pipp360 0
lol
deathcab7 0
it happens...
WhatANoob 0
hey dumbasses. 15 was saying 12 is a stupid comment. god you people are stupid
naana1 0
to op nah realty ur retardedto do that ushoul have at least close thdrain
thoughtcrimeno1 0
^waaah prpoer gramar and speeling is for loosers
bree128 0
no shit Sherlock!!!!
ZachIsASaint 1
okay, here's what you do... Step 1, don't scroll down and see how easy it is to get them back Step 2, call me and offer a BJ in exchange for getting them back Step 3, deliver said BJ Step 4, sit back and wait for me to do some mystical manly magic Step 5, give me some anti-bacterial soap because it is a dirty job
TiffanyBlews27 0
exactly. It's not that hard to think and check the trap and pipes, or just close the drain ahead of time. It's not rocket science. But that does really suck. But if you find them, they'll be all better with a little cleaning and especially disinfecting.
TheiMightyKhaL 2
What's the point of having diamond earrings if you just keep them in the box?
YoungE 0
good job... took yu that long to realize...
lickstein 0
how long is that long?
KurouTenshi 0
is it, like, 5 years long, or, 14 inch **** long? or how about 5 Dolllar foot long? :O
KurouTenshi 0
oh I'm glad you liked it ;) I've got a million more ;o
jason2468 0
I like the pic
Cynical_AbInitio 0
kurou, shouldn't u be bombing dodompas right now??
KurouTenshi 0
dodongos* and I've already bombed some before classes today. but I ran out of bombs, so the dodongos will have to wait until I go to work tomorrow and buy more.
KurouTenshi 0
@63 PM me? most of them are swing and miss, but the hits are full of hilarious smiles per gallon.
Cynical_AbInitio 0
Oh dodongos lol. Gotcha
KurouTenshi 0
I'll have to find a new Dodongo breeding ground, however. I've bombed so many they've stopped respawninf D:
marc33 0
u can stop right there.... no more "giggly "comments! lol
tomahawkinyouall 0
good grief
Resquall 0
^ Look, it's Charlie Brown!
tomahawkinyouall 0
haha yessss!
FweakofCydonia 40
Look, it's Resquall!
rawr_iliketacos 0
I bet you won't do that again.
tehslack 5
stupid as hell.
Icarus_II 0
".....then, a few seconds later I found out how to turn on the computer. Randomly typing on some strange device I ran into a website called 'FML'. I wasn't sure what it meant but it made me laugh. I then signed up and told the world how I have 0 common sense. FML (whatever that means)"
KurouTenshi 0
just get the Turbo Snake and fish'm out!!
astro_plastic 0
Well I hope it impales a goldfish in a gutter somewhere so at least someone can look fierce in them.
tomahawkinyouall 0
win!
mmastermetallica 0
nice, creative
astro_plastic 0
MASTAR. MASTAR! Master of puppets is pulling the striiiiiiiings. (your name.)
mylifeisover1305 0
5th:) and wow what an idiot u are
lindsaysue 4
You seriously just called someone else an idiot? Wow.
jason2468 0
@7 FAIL!!!!!
Gobsnoglin 0
Or if you do put them on over the sink, put the stopper in the sink first!
xelao 0
hadurrr
lolgirls2010 0
fyl