Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
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Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume, over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go." FML
Today, while waitressing, I served a family with a little girl who was wearing a Frozen shirt. I told her I'm friends with Elsa and that she taught me to sing. The girl asked me to sing a song, so I did. Not even 5 seconds in, she started bawling. FML
Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML
Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML
Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML
Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML
Today, while watching a family movie, my mother made every effort to make sure I covered my eyes during a kissing scene. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise, since she still forces me to put my phone in her room every night as she makes me go to bed at 8:30 PM. FML
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iSativa 24
"Who sings that?" "The girl from Frozen!" "Yeahhh, let's keep it that way."
WCARlover 35
I'm a cashier and saw a kid about 9 or 10 tell his dad "**** you" when he wouldn't give him a quarter for the quarter machine then stormed off...the sad part is, he got his quarter eventually. Don't be that type of parent OP, please
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AWiseChicken 9
(To the tune of let it go) Shut the **** up shut the **** up be one with the shut and up
jvfelicio 13
Ya I'm not hearing it.
JMichael 26
more like "please shut the **** up! let me watch this goddamn movie! I don't care if you've seen it before! btw I think olaf is gay! "
Googolman 29
#1 - I think you should take your own advice…
teentee401 37
Yeah, that doesn't fit the melody at all...
iSativa 24
"Who sings that?" "The girl from Frozen!" "Yeahhh, let's keep it that way."
TheSwegMaster69 11
Family Guy does Frozen episode in the pipeline.
angeluv_2014 22
I ******* despise when people sing along
karly55 12
I said that too my mom once. I got grounded for a week.
yazziboo 7
Someone needs a time out
jmdnba097 12
More like a belt, some soap in the mouth and a little bit of jesus(optional)
cakefete2 31
I'd give my kid something more than a timeout, so the next time they even think about it, they would be "frozen". I would have never made it to adulthood if I tried that one with my parents.
meepmerp 20
#29 You would stick your kid in the freezer? Damn
PrimeEvilTahir 24
OP should've stopped the movie right there and then proceeded with some ass whoppin'! I don't even use the F word in front my elder brother or sister... Jeez!
1two3four5six 23
chances are, the daughter didn't know it was a bad word. if she knew, why would she have said it to her mother?
SalsaVerdeDonut 22
I'm happy my parents spanked me as a kid because I know I would have been an asshole growing up if they didn't. There's nothing wrong with disciplining your kids by spanking them. It helps them learn respect and manners. I'm 21 and still don't cuss in front of my parents.
kellyem2 20
Yeah. I'd definitely take the movie away and have a good long talk about appropriate language.
Insertnamesz 3
I'm 18 and my mom and I call each other fuckheads when joking around, yet I still have an immense amount of respect for her. Curse words really mean nothing. The difference between exclaiming 'poop!' and '****!' is simply the word itself. Both have the same intent, which is to cuss. I think the main focus should be to stop your children from cussing in any way, rather than to stop them from saying a certain word. In this case, saying 'Shuuuuuuuuut up' would be just as offensive to me.
rocker_chick23 27
If my son said that to me, he would have his mouth washed out with soap.
happy_guy1260 8
You better spank the crap out of her for that
rich443 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
spanking is bit extreme. I would turn off and explain about appropriate language. my wife might have went with spanking but I wouldn't, I can send my little girl into tears with a few words. I'll probably never have to spank. of course my child is probably different. I'm interested in a follow up to see what happened.
EternalRest 5
I got spanked as a kid, and I now suffer from a psychologic condition called respect.
Brandi_Faith 34
I am really hoping that OP didn't leave the movie on and do nothing about it, or just talk about it without consequences! If so she's raising a monster the rest of the world has to deal with. Saying that word and talking like that to a parent is bad enough, but giggling about it too. I would have shut that movie off so fast, probably spanked her and had a conversation about it, and sent her straight to bed (if it was at night). Make her think twice before mouthing off again OP.
eash 10
I was spanked as a kid and I will always hate my parents for doing that to me. So no, spanking is not the right answer
shutupshane12 12
Spanking is not the answer if you are a little bitch
cocainewhore 30
I was spanked as a child and as a result and terrified of my parents.
cocainewhore 30
I meant am, sorry
onlychildFTW 34
I got spanked and I'm okay with my parents. It was embarrassing and painful and I learned to behave for sure. I even got spanked as I grew up to a certain age. As my parents said "if you're going to act like a toddler we'll treat you like a toddler."
kbecks87 16
I don't know if repeating one bad word (that she probably heard from a family member) qualifies as a little monster, #59.
Brandi_Faith 34
Sorry 86, what I meant is she will probably turn into a monster as an adult that the rest of the world then has to deal with. And unfortunately we can't "discipline" our entitled, selfish, rude, bosses, coworkers, or any other adult. We just silently hope that someone else will freak on them one day. :)
Jordan96parker 8
Yes. thank you.
Mysterious_one 26
#44 , you sir deserve a Cookie ..
slyde32 12
with a name like cocainewhore, the spanking was probably justified, I was spanked, I'm not scared if my parents, nir do I hate them. I did the wrong thing, and I was punished for it, plain and simple
valabruquah 17
There's a difference between spanking and beating up
Moochi456 20
If I said that I got a spanking AND my mouth washed out with soap! I cursed once when I was little. Once.
stephypop 13
I thought that was going downhill. Thank goodness it didn't lol.
Xandrick 22
rich443, I'm sorry your input received so many thumbs down. You seem like a reasonable parent to me.
PoisonOrchid 21
Haha you're gonna have fun with her in a few years!
WCARlover 35
I'm a cashier and saw a kid about 9 or 10 tell his dad "**** you" when he wouldn't give him a quarter for the quarter machine then stormed off...the sad part is, he got his quarter eventually. Don't be that type of parent OP, please
Brandi_Faith 34
The thing parents don't really realize if they don't discipline is not only are they setting themselves up for more problems, but they are raising a brat that turns into a monster of an adult that the rest of the world then has to deal with!
killerdana 19
My neighbors kid called me a bitch the other day as I walked by their house. When I told her what her son said she just shrugged. I got mad at her and called her a bad parent. I almost got my ass beat by her.
slyde32 12
I had a similar thing, except it wasn't my neighbor's kid, it was a couple of streets up from me, and he called me a ******* **** at the age of maybe 6 or 7, his mum just chuckled and put the little shit in the car
NostalgiaFreak9 43
If I told my parents "**** you" at that age, hell, even now at 17, I wouldn't be alive to tell anybody how I ****** up by being a dumbass and swearing at my parents. And I wouldn't get what I was asking them for. I hope that child doesn't reproduce and changes, because it scared me that kids who behave like that will run the world one day.
Nat52482 25
I don't care if she's only 8, she's old enough to know that "shut the **** up" is something that isn't to be said, unless SOMEBODY never taught her manners/respect. Time to learn how to be a parent, or discipline your child. Honestly I think if you never taught her not to cuss, you need to learn how to be a better parent first.
killerdana 19
I heard cuss words all the time as a child but I knew better than to say them. I think some parents don't discipline their kids because they're more concerned about being best buds with them than being an actual parent to them. These children end up being complete assholes when they grow up and end up raising a new generation of assholes.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
And the "**** it all" song plays in my head.
jinx1995 12
**** it all **** it all Don't give a shit anymore **** it all **** it all Flip the table Screw you all I don't take this bullshit anymore I don't give a ****
ruthi666 23
I hope you turned off the television and sent her to her room!
nospmis517 21
Why is an eight-year-old dropping f-bombs
nialls_girl 13
Because her caregivers probably drop the f bomb infront of her.
Lil_Red777 21
She could have heard it from anyone. She's 8 I'm sure other kids cuss around her.
doodlecloud 27
I dunno, the sassiness makes it sound exactly like the kind of thing that goes round the playground at that age. We had loads of awful little sayings and actions and we probably thought we were really cool at the time but they're so embarrassing to lool back on lol So yeah, I think it's just standard playground stuff. I would never have said it in front of my parents though.
jvfelicio 13
Cuz 'Murica