By brokewithnocar - 21/01/2017 20:00
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Tasty
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This doesn't feel nice
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Cough up
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By qourt - 14/02/2019 15:34 - United States
I'm not paid enough for this
By Doublescrewed - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
By YumeWolf - 03/10/2015 23:01 - Netherlands - Utrecht
YumeWolf tells us more.
Hi guys, OP here. Thanks for some of your funny comments, they made me laugh! To answer some questions, no, I do not sleep commando, yes I had pants on and no I wasn't robbed. I had a friend over, who stayed 'till pretty late (around 5 AM), so I was extremely exhausted. So exhausted that I fell asleep with my sweatpants still on, as I normally sleep without pants (so I was very lucky). I woke up about 30 minutes later, in the elevator. I had locked myself out, naturally, but luckily my friend lives in the same apartment building as me, and she had a spare key. I'm glad she opened the door when I rang her bell at 5:45 in the morning. I never had problems with sleepwalking before, and I haven't sleepwalked since. I hang my keys on the doorhandle every night, so that if I somehow manage to turn the lock and open the door, the keys will slide right off on top of my feet. That should wake me up if it ever happens again!
By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 10:59 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 23:29 - United Kingdom - Cannock
Writer's block
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Cut it out
By uhhggggg - 02/01/2010 17:16 - France
Reunited
By naladetet - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Newark
Nervous
By R…… - 28/10/2009 22:29 - United Kingdom
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It's maths
By bastawhiz - 18/09/2009 02:23 - United States
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The project we are working on is a video. So far it looks like something we would have done in high school. He thinks that a screenshot means taking a picture of the screen. I should probably take your advice and do most of it on my own but make sure he feels like he contributed ;)