Today, I showed up for my first shift in my new night job; I now work at an apartment complex during the day and at a gas station at night. It turns out that our biggest problem tenant in the former happens to be my boss in the latter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, I finally started my job as an in-home caregiver. The man I was hired to care for died two hours after I made it to his house. FML
Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML
Today, at 2 in the morning, a noisy work crew started up in the parking lot next to my apartment. What were they doing at that ungodly hour? Installing a light that now shines right into my window. FML
Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML
Today, was my first day as a bouncer. I was a bit late and didn't meet all the staff. Later that night, some fairly drunk guy was trying to force his way in, I told him we were at capacity and that he would have to wait. He kept trying and I ended up pushing him to the floor. He was the owner. FML
Today, I found myself sneaking into my apartment to avoid the old lady who lives next to me. Funnily enough, I moved into my own apartment because I was tired of sneaking into it to avoid my mom, who lived with me. FML
Today, I came back to work after being out for a week. As I walked to the back of the store, I threw my hands up and yelled, "I'm back bitches". Right after I said it, I noticed my boss was behind me. I was then taken to the office and wrote up for foul language on my first day back. FML
Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML
Today, my boss admitted that he seriously regrets hiring me, but can't really do anything about it because that would make the senior management question his judgment, making him look bad. So he's just 'putting up' with me. FML
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Top comments
Cads1 24
Move things around in their apartment to mess with his head if they are a jerk as your boss.
ohSNAPyall 27
Only one way to resolve this. Gasoline fight!!
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Comments (40)
604 11
HA!!
anotherhuman 31
What luck. I hope it all works out OP.
Jnastayy 13
Hang in there OP, it all gets batter in the end.
americanafrican 32
can i get some batter too? preferably brownie batter
False_Stupidity 42
Mmmm, yum
T_Rock1771 13
Boss by day, employee by night.
heartofhannah 28
What?
maliaxox 20
Dang .. That sounds messy ..
Cads1 24
Move things around in their apartment to mess with his head if they are a jerk as your boss.
vikky538 29
You want OP to break into his house?
derpyshy 16
Landlords have free reign to enter tenants in order to check fire alarms and such.
smokecloud_ 37
No they don't. They have to give notice that they're coming.
sureshadow 23
They do not. They own the property and have free reign over the place.
bandaidstations 28
They own the property yes. But they have to give the tenants notice before entering. It's 24 hours before where I an from. Unless a water line breaks or something that needs fixed right away. They can go in to do that, but they have to contact you first.
takeittoem 8
Yeah, that way OP can lose BOTH jobs at once!
Jwaye2 7
Dont know what country your in but in Australia a landlord can not legally enter the property without giving the tennant a couple of days notice unless the tennent agrees they can come earlier.
OhWhoCares 42
Such a small world...
igive 29
Do you need a murder consultant?
bmhampt91 18
I'm assuming your boss recognized you? What did he/she say?
R2Y2 22
No man, you kind of just go in without any idea of who runs your complex, that's the usual order. Sarcasm aside I'm sure there was tension.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
The bad luck is strong with this one.