Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was berated by a customer for a good two minutes. It's okay though because she ended with, "Sorry, I forget you all are real people." FML
Today, I was working the drive-through at McDonald's. I greeted a customer with a, "Hi, how are you doing today?" His response: "Better than you." FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML
Today, at work I was trying to be nice and give a customer a discount because she was having trouble finding money to pay for her food. Everybody behind her then demanded a discount as well. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
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Moep20 24
Well, you do not deserve that at all. Be happy that you are not as stupid as this woman and know that McDonalds has only one prize everywhere and that the normal cashier cannot influence it.
CrissyyyS2 22
... What a bitch. It's not like OP made the prices. I'm guessing they didnt order from the "$1 menu". Oh wait, that's probably too expensive as well. Shouldn't eat anything at all!
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Moep20 24
Well, you do not deserve that at all. Be happy that you are not as stupid as this woman and know that McDonalds has only one prize everywhere and that the normal cashier cannot influence it.
californiapoppy 11
Ba da ba ba ba she wasn't lovin it
DerrickJames 33
What is the prize? And can I participate at different McDonalds for more?
FastidiousPear 6
The prize was diarrhea. That's what you get eating food at that place.
Moep20 24
Oh now I notice my spelling mistake. I am very sorry, English is not my mother language so I sometimes make spelling or grammatical mistakes. Please forgive me dear internet!
Joshmokahontas 6
It's really FYL if you complain about McDonald prices... let alone think the cashier had control over them.
MizzErikaHart 8
At least she only whispered it and pulled husband aside. Who cares.
RedPillSucks 33
Yet said it loud enough for others to hear. Annoying people are still annoying.
Zazoo1995 23
I hate it when people assume you sit there and write up the prices that morning.. I'm a cashier at a grocery chain (HEB) and people act so rude and blame me for it all.
perdix 31
#55, I love H-E-B! I was in Houston the other day, and the prices were so much better than the ones at Publix here in Florida, that I had to check luggage to bring all of my Central Market booty back here with me!
Zazoo1995 23
H-town...! ;) Hope you liked your stay.. Seriously I moved from Ohio and HEB is a freaking awesome store.
KiddNYC1O 22
#1 you are wrong. McDonald's prices for items vary by location.
mb2_native 15
Well all I know is a Big Mac Combo is around $7.50 (I don't really care about the prices if I'm hungry for it because you can't go to another McDonalds in the same area for a cheaper Big Mac).
CrissyyyS2 22
... What a bitch. It's not like OP made the prices. I'm guessing they didnt order from the "$1 menu". Oh wait, that's probably too expensive as well. Shouldn't eat anything at all!
docscientist 10
McDonald's is overpriced and their dollar menu is crap.
Eluveitie 9
.. Their overpriced dollar menu? Overpriced?Does not compute.
DenBriZel 31
OP's name is a bit ironic, don't ya think?
Tempest151 11
Tell that fatty to salad bar instead.
Eluveitie 9
.. Do you even verb?
magicbear 3
Twirp
eddeeezzyy 19
The salads at McDonald's actually have more calories than the burgers..
BabySparkle1 15
It's sad how ridiculous some people can be. If it is that much of a problem for her, she could just stay home and make herself something to eat.
FFML_314 12
There's only one acceptable reason to be inside McDonald's, and that's if you're making money. Sounds to me like she's the idiot here. Oh, and maybe if you have to use the bathroom...or want to play in the playplace at 3 AM when you're drunk with your friends.
cmac86 24
that actually sounds fun.
andyyroxx 20
'Till you get kicked out, and one of your hammered friends decides to bawl their eyes out... That was our last time. :P
MWidderAUDI 14
people do this often? lolol
RedPillSucks 33
@FFML_314, so YOU are responsible for me, erm..., my daughter getting covered in puke while going down the McDonalds playarea slide.
Isoldael 27
Then what does it make them, for paying prices that high?
docscientist 10
Trapped in a global hypercapitalist society from which there is no escape.
Ms_Jessie22 8
It cannot be a "global hyper-capitalist society" when the economic system varies by nation. The whole world isn't capitalist.
carry_on 19
These people are morons, you should of taken back the bill and edited it by adding an extra zero onto each items price to see if they are stupid to actually pay for real high prices.
feefifofumxx 13
Purposely ironic name!? I really hope...
MelissaRoo2 6
HAHA I just noticed. Lol
CharresBarkrey 16
Aaand that's why they're working at McDonalds.
hellobobismyname 24
Funny. The prices are on the menu board plain as day. They ordered already knowing how much it would cost them. And the lady has to blame OP for the "high" prices? Some customers just have no sense. I feel for you, I was a waitress for three years and you meet some pretty rotten people.
FastidiousPear 6
If they think McDonalds, the cheapest place out there, is expensive, they must be poor as hell.
GothickNihilist 15
Actually some McDonalds are more expensive than others.In New York City, the cost for a big mac is about $7. The reason is that rent in Manhattan is astronomical, so they have to make a profit somewhere. I am on the android app, so I can't see where OP is. If OP is in a area where the rent for places is expensive, it would explain the high cost.
hellobobismyname 24
Still, the price was no secret. If they had any complaints about the cost why order in the first place?
benmec 18
Next time you tell the broad, "excuse me madam, that's ******* McIdiot to you!!!"