Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
Today, my sister got fired and I got promoted to her job, got a nice payrise for it. My relationship with my sister will never be the same again. FML
Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML
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Top comments
lysx84 24
Wait, is this how she thinks it works or was she choosing to disown you?
skye_tbfh 18
be like "oh good now I can finally pretend I don't know you"
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Comments (63)
youdeserveditha 11
Lol
beeferjay 34
you realize you can post one letter to be first and then go back and write a sensible comment in the 140 seconds it gives you to edit your comment. if you can't think of anything clever/witty/empathetic then just don't comment. this has been a PSA by bfrj
Marmarfarfar 25
She disowned you
ricardof 19
quite funny eheheh
lysx84 24
Wait, is this how she thinks it works or was she choosing to disown you?
higgysaurus 18
Yeah I can't tell if she is being stupid or just acting like a jerk.
skye_tbfh 18
be like "oh good now I can finally pretend I don't know you"
WolfsScar 15
Now is your time to take everything she has of yours back.
purelymixed 17
She couldn't have waited and let you keep on thinking you were for just a little bit longer?... Just kidding. What a dumb bitch.
ScenePanda45 13
We're all a little slow here and there.
buckdharma 38
Ask her,"who's your daddy." No, seriously.
Apparentlyacunt 18
Tell her that it was one of your main reasons for getting married, as it was getting too embarrassing to be related to someone so dumb. Unless she is telling you because she is upset about it, in which case make sure she knows that it doesn't change any between you.