Today, an attractive man hit on me for the first time since I ended my 3-year relationship with my cheating ex. Then the man told me he'd just gotten out of prison last week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML
Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, I, someone who has experienced only one romantic relationship in my 35 years (which ended 8 years ago), was hit on by a homeless drug felon client at work. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML
Today, an attractive woman was flirting with me from across a coffee shop. When I walked over and introduced myself, she served me with my divorce paperwork. FML
Today, three months after finally ending a long relationship with the love of my life because he was cheating on me, we are now seeing each other again. And cheating on our new significant others with each other. FML
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
DeathofCareBear 21
Still counts.
Ramos808 29
I think you should ask him what he did before you judge too quickly! It may be something petty
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Comments (115)
DeathofCareBear 21
Still counts.
nolanugget 6
He's a keeper
jelrid 30
It seems the law agreed with you.
Rebles 15
Why? They let him go..
thejonac 21
the fact that he wasn't afraid that she'd judge him and said it anyways was pretty attractive to me
Ramos808 29
I think you should ask him what he did before you judge too quickly! It may be something petty
okokalright 15
I agree. I mean the possibility if him being a murderer is unlikely since you go to prison for life for something like that so it could just be a small crime. As crazy as it sounds, a lot of people in jail change, have a good heart and committed a petty crime, or were wrongly accused
DoomedGemini 38
Not to mention it doesn't say how long he was in jail. He really could've done a lot of things, dot judge so quickly.
RedPillSucks 33
@50 actually, you don't always go to prison for life for murder. there are several classifications of murder charges, and depending on the circumstances, and the DA, people can get out in under 10 years, especially if they are an informant, etc.
One_Way 43
Murder is either first or second degree and even if you get a deal and don't spend the rest of your life in jail, you generally get at least 10 years. On the other hand, manslaughter carries shorter sentences and I've never heard of anyone getting life with it.
leafeon523 20
Why would he say that to someone he just met?
SolarLunix 21
Maybe he liked her and wanted to be open so that she wouldn't get upset and run away after he got to like her more.
MegasaurusRex89 28
That's still something you should wait to tell someone at least until you're on a date with them. "Hi, you're pretty. I just got out of prison," is not the best way to approach someone.
Krypt1c 11
Sounds like an honest man to me none the less
toaster87 19
Usually when you're flirting you strike up a conversation, maybe she asked him about his past and decided to be honest with her?
Emmiii_fml 18
I'm pretty sure that's not exactly how that conversation went down. You don't really get much chance to explain something in an FML :p
ZelmaSlayer 30
Don't judge a book by it's cover.
TheDog6 24
Love is blind. Or on parole.
DamnBailie 23
Maybe he was in jail for murdering that pussy. No. foreal, he could be changed for the better, and if you feel any negative vibes, dont sweat it dear. Everyone finds someone eventually.
trey600rr 22
Guilty as charged! lmfao
dirtbikeguy 14
it's almost a guarantee that's what he was in for
Vagitarian4life 14
Sounds like he paid his debt to society. Everyone deserves a second chance.
1221jamw 11
he might murder you while you sleep but atleast he won't cheat on you
Emiweb 9
He's done the time. You can go to prison for defending yourself or petty things. Don't judge just yet, he hasn't asked you to marry him.
spinda 22
He's a keeper!