qourt
United States
Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ChiefKoala
Rockwood, United States
Vibrate mode
Today, my stomach growled so loudly in class that my professor told us to make sure our phones were silenced. FML
Anonymous
Darwin, Australia
This is fine
Today, during a silent exam, my stomach made the loudest, most embarrassing growling noise possible. It was so loud that the professor looked up and some people in the room turned to look at me. The girl next to me offered me a granola bar, and I accepted, even though the growl was actually me desperately holding in a fart. FML
Anonymous
United States
My guts hate my guts
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and a few coworkers when my stomach started growling. It was nearly lunchtime and I guess I was hungry. I tried to play it off like it was just a passing rumble, but it wouldn't stop. Eventually, my boss asked if I needed to use the restroom. FML
Gob
United States
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
Anonymous
Berlin, Germany
Don't answer
Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML
fartwoman
United States
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
jess
United States
Today, I had a dentist appointment after class so I threw my electric toothbrush in my backpack so I could brush my teeth before. In the middle of class the toothbrush turns on and the vibrations could be heard throughout the classroom. They yelled at me "Jess has a vibrator!" FML
MrsFart
RIP
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Makala
Egypt
Today, in geometry class, we were working in dead silence. Apparently my phone wasn't on vibrate, and I received 25 texts all at once, while it blasted "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of my back pocket. They weren't even texts from friends, just Facebook notifications. FML
Becky
Dorchester, United Kingdom
Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML
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Toolishing 22
Better than a fart.
Chloe555_fml 27
Go tame that hunger beast.
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Comments (40)
AC98 19
You might want to eat something
higgysaurus 18
I thought growling meant you were full?* *sarcasm
Chloe555_fml 27
Go tame that hunger beast.
ragingwaffle 8
Or the sound made trying to hold in a fart
Toolishing 22
Better than a fart.
moodyreallyrocks 27
Hope you resolved the issue soon!!
lornathebanana 2
Why do comments like this get negative votes?!
MassiDelta 28
You must answer the call of hunger!
RodzillaX 30
1 new notification "I HUNGER!"
UncleHoodie 22
You have 7 missed calls from: Hunger
False_Stupidity 42
Boy: Excuse me, I have an international call from Hungry.
ScratchCatPower 32
Well, at least it wasn't during a test and the room was silent. Everyone stares at you when that happens... o.0
Tripartita 45
That must be one hell of a distinct growl to sound like a vibrating phone.
MagnusDeus 24
Sounds like a snickers commercial
Lightyuriman 9
you beat me to it
hellnosucka 27
it goes like this: "phone vibrating" friend gives phone a snicker bar. phone eats snicker bar and turns into a human. "you're not you when you're hungry"
ballinball 14
beats eating school lunch
mds9986 24
You must have been hungry for knowledge.