Today, the person that interviewed me for a job was the same person I called a "fat bitch" at a baseball game after she knocked over my drink while she was dancing. She recognized me too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I had a big job interview on Zoom. I forgot my name was set as "Fat F***". I joined the call and the older lady interviewing me was very offended. FML
Today, I called the company with whom I had a job interview last week, which I thought went great, but hadn't heard back from. One of the interviewers claimed that I tried to grope her. FML
Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper, "No fat chicks." FML
Today, I called a possible employer I had an interview with about a week ago to see if I had got the job that I have already been trained for. Her response? "Are you sure I interviewed you?" FML
Today, I walked into a job interview, then turned round and walked back out again. The interviewer was a one-night stand that ended very badly months ago, and she remembered me. I could see in her face the interview was pointless, so instead of grovelling I went to the pub to drown my sorrows. FML
Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML
Today, I had a job interview with a man that I got drunk with at a bar on Saturday night. He spent an hour telling me things I did that I don't even remember. FML
Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML
Today, I finally got an interview at a restaurant after looking for a job for three months. I dressed nice, and the interview was going well until this blonde girl in booty shorts and fishnets walked in. The manager hired her on the spot. FML
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Top comments
MakeTodayADTR 20
What? Really, I could've sworn I said "nice pitch"...
lVluse 15
Karma's a bitch.
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Comments (40)
darknamine 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Accidents me need to call names
darknamine 9
Accidents happen* I have no clue why my auto correct ****** up so baddly
lVluse 15
Karma's a bitch.
lVluse 15
Ya know, I just now realized the irony in this comment
graffitied_love 20
Don't call karma a bitch! Thats asking for it
CsHx 16
Harsh
MakeTodayADTR 20
What? Really, I could've sworn I said "nice pitch"...
ViQValentine 3
In her face..?? That could be taken sexually..
007type 26
Someone needs to get laid... ^^^
BellaBelle_fml 23
Why would you put your phone number in your profile? That's practically begging for some trouble.
ViQValentine 3
23- No. I definitely do not "need to get laid". Bitch please, I'm fourteen
ruthlessmofo 0
She's thirsty
RussianFox 13
24- Time for prank calls.
Draxanoth 15
That's such a tacky and down right rude thing to say, YDI all the way bro. No sympathy.
Aspen_Grace33 27
Even if she had knocked over your drink, it was merely an accident. Hopefully she is a bigger person and actually gives you a fair interview despite your rudeness.
nevershouttami 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
She probably is a "bigger person" if OP called her a fat bitch.
exitdecay 6
looks like you won't be getting the job.
_streets_ 19
You outright disrespected someone by putting them down for something that was mostly likely an accident. Why would a work place want to hire somebody so rude who has that kind of attitude. I think there are three words that should be said right now.. You deserved it :)
Kallian_fml 21
People are rude to strangers all the time without even thinking about it. It was just bad luck that OP ran into her again.
DasHaas 9
Or, you know, people could not be rude to strangers all the time and instead behave like decent human beings. It's not that hard. And it often works out better in the end.
imavelociraptor 6
Well that's pretty rude so i don't know what you expected.