THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!!!
Pasay City, Philippines
Today, my mom's boyfriend's son stole from me again, this time it's my $4000 gaming laptop. I confronted them about it, and he ignored me as my mom yelled at me to "Grow up and quit my whining about toys!" When I told my buddy, he said to just beat him up. I would, if only he wasn't 10. FML
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OnReceivingEnd 18
Steal it back. He's TEN, it's not like you're trying to outwit VOLDEMORT.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Wedgies/swirlies/noogies are middle ground. Not too violent, but painful enough to teach the little shit a lesson.
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ohsnapword 21
Shit, if I stole my dad's girlfriend's son's laptop, I wouldn't be here typing this comment on it.
OnReceivingEnd 18
Steal it back. He's TEN, it's not like you're trying to outwit VOLDEMORT.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Wedgies/swirlies/noogies are middle ground. Not too violent, but painful enough to teach the little shit a lesson.
1known 34
Violence is never the answer.
pscool 11
Figure out what the boyfriend and his son‘s full name and telephone number and address are and call the police department nonemergency number and tell them what is happened and if you can provide model and serial number of your computer. He has committed grand larceny 3rd degree which is anything over $3000 which is a class D felony punishable by up to seven years in prison. As a kid is only 10 to boyfriend is on the hook of it. They will take it seriously and contact them.
RichardPencil 32
I'm so glad we have an expert on Filipino law on here. Thank you for the authoritative information!
RichardPencil 32
Hire a 10-year-old bully to beat the shit out of the thief and retrieve your computer. If you have enough money that you can piss away $4K on a toy, you can afford to entice some prepubescent thug to do your dirty work.
Martha_91 8
best comment ever! :D
BurnInDemonFire 39
And you don't even need a cash incentive. A shiny Charizard card will be enough.
The_candyman 13
how old are you? did your mom buy it for you that's why she doesnt care? do they live with you guys?
Sofia94_fml 15
I read that as your mom's boyfriend stole it and skipped the son part. So when you said he was 10 I got really confused
LadyRen 20
Steal his stuff
burnforeternity 30
Just take it. It’s yours. Don’t let it bother you if the little thief starts crying. Just take it back.
Rabite 28
Does your mom not speak the language of money? I mean it's a $4000 laptop. Not some $20 action figure you can spare. And don't you also need your laptop for school/work?
sunnyray812 42
She probably just doesn't want to get into an argument with her boyfriend and end up losing him. She sounds like a shit mom anyway.