Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
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Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
Today, during sex I said my side dick's name instead of my boyfriend. He isn't speaking to me now. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
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flockz 20
OP- "YES YES **** ME GOODER!!" BF- "get the **** off me."
Cheerieful_fml 2
Intelligence is sexy.
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Comments (207)
monkeywrench1 10
First of all: #52 Let's don't start with the "dump him" stuff. Second: I think the "dirty talk" during sex should be uncensored and not to mentioned afterwards. FYL OP.
tootsie68 22
this is kinda hillarious ;)
Arch27 27
If he's thinking that much about your grammatical short comings, he's obviously not all that much into you - both figuratively and literally.
ty1992_farmlife 12
Wow! I did that to my ex, but she didn't care. She got over it (:
Calyx_fml 22
Next time keep your mouth full.
LullzKitteh 1
it is NEVER ok to have bad grammar!
ShansAl 21
You missed a capital letter at the start of the sentence.
dj_cutip 0
You must be pretty boring in bed that your bf gave you a grammar lesson... FYL... Haha
Fylminesawsome 5
Thats rub my clit, not rub on my clit
Dflips 0
Grammatically incorrect you mean
bizarre_ftw 22
True dedication to grammar nazism
ZDK5498 6
he even needs to bring that shit to the bedroom