Today, I didn't have any money to buy a tampon from the dispenser at my school but my hands are small enough so I can just slide them up and grab one. My hand got stuck in the dispenser and my school had to call the fire department. Now everyone calls me "Tampon Girl." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, I was in a bathroom stall and I accidentally dropped my new tampon on the ground. Just as I was about to reach for it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" and then a hand reached under my stall and grabbed it. It was my last one. FML
Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML
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Kickinchicken213 3
You steal TAMPONS?
frootyloopyshin 0
Uh, don't they have tampons or pads at the nurse? Or too ashamed to ask for one? Guess that doesn't matter now.
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RagingClue 0
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Haha Also, I have a raging clue.
thatonekid2010 0
hahaha wow
DarkPrince_fml 0
schools have tampon dispensers ? " hey you ready for lunch " " sure but can I borrow 2 bucks" "uhm why" " I wanna go hit up the tampon dispenser"
ARScratch 0
ya in the girl's restrooms I believe.
Draeven_fml 0
karma's a bitch
AriTheAirhead 10
aha, they are 25 cents. nobody actually uses them tho...
JGunit 0
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I laughed so hard, my boyfriend's **** fell out of my mouth xD
rxxk 0
Guess they're not that small.
hollaythetiger 0
did you try using soap? i mean come on your e in a bathroom.
angeldo6695 0
did you try letting go?
Kickinchicken213 3
You steal TAMPONS?
Emma Marshall 19
Well yeah if you have none and obviously need one
stinkybutt 0
how did you know your hands were small enough? have you done it before? damn thats really embarassing. haha.
frootyloopyshin 0
Uh, don't they have tampons or pads at the nurse? Or too ashamed to ask for one? Guess that doesn't matter now.
Emma Marshall 19
You do realise some girls would not have the time to walk to the nurse and ask for one right?
thetakingback 0
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stealing is wrong
vikkialex 0
It's either that or have smelly blood all over your clothes in public for a few hours. But she could have just stuck some tp on her panties LOL
quackImapenguin 16
If they made you pay for toilet paper in school restrooms would you think stealing that was wrong? Tampons should be like toilet paper that way, because it's not like we can just hold back the blood until we get home. Sure, it's wrong to steal a box of tampons from a drug store, the same way it's wrong to steal a package of toilet paper from the drug store. But if we're talking individual tampons out of the dispenser that's already in the bathroom, they shouldn't be asking money for those in the first place.
AnneFTW 17
This is what happens when you steal :P LMAO
c0okie_ 0
hahha, i do that all the time.. never had my hand stuck though.