Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Bad sign
Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML
Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
National bard
Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, the only response I got was, "You may want to use a spellcheck." FML
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hhlucky14 17
Maybe writing poems to a grammar nazi wasn't the best idea
andits 21
Be romantic with someone who can handle romance. He should've admired your effort. Plus poems don't always have to be grammatically correct.
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hhlucky14 17
Maybe writing poems to a grammar nazi wasn't the best idea
ronzi 15
I agree
20bricks 28
This is why you write things on the computer
HappyItalian 38
Well, I don't know about you but, I find writing things by hand much more romantic than on the computer. There's something about someone's handwriting that makes it more personal.
Dick_diamond 22
Because no one ever made a grammar error on a computer..
LowExpectations 30
Spell check can't save everyone.
andits 21
Be romantic with someone who can handle romance. He should've admired your effort. Plus poems don't always have to be grammatically correct.
NeatNit 33
Well that's an overreaction. Some people, myself included, simply can't ignore incorrect grammar. In many cases I'd swallow it in and never mention the mistake, if it really does mean nothing. In other cases I'd try to correct people in the friendliest way possible and am often even thanked. But I've never received a romantic letter with grammar mistakes (or without - forever alone D:) and I have no idea how I'd react then. On one hand I'd see the good intention and love that was put into it, and I'd definitely appreciate it. On the other hand I'd never be able to look at it and NOT notice the mistake. So like, do I keep the letter? Do I throw it away? Definitely not immediately. Most probably I'd suck it up and look for some other, unrelated opportunity to correct her grammar ;P but there would definitely be an urge to do it right then and there. tl;dr it's not the bf's fault that it bothers him, yes he could and should have been more graceful but in the end, I voted YDI for having bad grammar in the first place.
NeatNit 33
Oh, and I think every written text should be grammatically correct regardless of context. The only exception is chat and instant messaging, in which it's okay to write quick and dirty. And it's also okay to correct grammar in these chats, to which the correct reply would be "yeah whatever you know what I meant".
Mortoli 30
why everyone saying poems? she says song? lol.
emilyjgraham 34
NeatNit, I think you may have reacted a bit strongly yourself. I honestly understand the desire for everything to be grammatically correct but to say that would be your first thought and you'd have to hold yourself back from saying it is a bit strange. To not be able to look passed the errors and think of the effort that someone has taken to write the poem (I'm waiting for you to say about the lack of effort due to the errors) sort of sucks. My initial reaction was that he said it because he felt awkward. In the nicest way possible, some people just don't know how to deal with gifts like that!
doodlecloud 27
Every single card my boyfriend has made me has always contained one spelling or grammar error. I love them because he made them but it always makes my heart sink when I see them. Sounds lame but it makes me cringe and I always read them hoping the next one will be different...but it never is. It's gotten to the point where it's a laughable trope but really, just once, I'd like a card with no mistakes.
NeatNit 33
#23 - it's all a matter of perspective. I'm very pedantic by nature - that's just who I am, I can't change that. So yes, errors would be the first thing I notice. But obviously I'll try and look past that, and see the effort and meaning (I even said so in my earlier comment). I'm not going to say that errors show there was no effort. Obviously the person who wrote it just doesn't notice or give any meaning/weight to grammatical errors, which is again a matter of perspective. The effort is seen elsewhere - e.g. decorations drawn around, the lyrics sans errors, etc. Grammar is like kerning. Before you know its rules and its purpose, you don't care about it at all and never notice the lack of it. But after you learn about it, you can't help but notice and get annoyed wherever it's used incorrectly / not used, and you're broken for life. I guess I just acknowledge that not everyone has been broken by grammar.
HelenLFC 27
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legendairy3000 16
Maybe you shouldn't have dropped out of school. Ydi
itwasntme14 19
Not only do you not know anything about the OP. But your comment has a grammar error YDI should be all caps because it's a acronym. So maybe it's you who should've stayed in school...
Brandon1000 10
Type it on the computer next time. Spellcheck is your friend.
Dick_diamond 22
Spell check won't catch all grammatical errors
PandaSmile 24
Maybe he just didn't know how to react to it? I'm sure he appreciates the effort you took. At least I hope he did.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Wtf!? Songs aren't even supposed to have correct grammar that's what makes them art!
Thorzix 23
Doesn't work like that.
TheTacoMan 24
#7 so your comment is also art apparently
tj4234 36
I dunno... Another brick in the wall by Pink Floyd uses grammar metaphorically to express its meaning.
youngsteven 12
You should know what's grammatically correct if you have a boyfriend if you don't know how to use grammar your to young
Welshite 40
#8: I think you're too young.
yerawizardlizzy 27
Says the person who didn't use any punctuation in their comment, in addition to using your instead of you're, and to rather than too. Come on, dude. If you're going to be a dick about someone else's grammar, make sure yours is at least close to the mark.
emilyjgraham 34
#14, how much do you want to bet that he'll come back with "I was being sarcastic and doing it on purpose!"
9a_1z 12
I love it when this happens. Oh the irony.
ImaginaryLight 19
#14 To be fair, Steven is young too.
False_Stupidity 42
Really though, i have no idea what age has to do with being able to use grammar. I know plenty of 30+ year old people with atrocious spelling and grammar.
WCARlover 35
write a song about him being a grammar Nazi
I_Like_Dogs 28
"Your a grammer nazi, oohhh stop dont be a grammer nazi, no body like a grammer nazi. (x2)"
emilyjgraham 34
I really hope no one comments saying the above was all wrong... Possibly the most obviously sarcastic comment I've seen. It's bound to go over some people's heads! :)
richardmosqueda 14
I_like_dogs has very bad grammar.
Symantha23 25
I guess you better double check your grammar next time lol at least it was a good idea!