Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
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poopface82 25
That’s kind of Day One information. My girlfriend has a name that can be spelled multiple ways, and clarifying how she spelled her name was something I did in my first conversation with her. You should have done the same.
Lost Reggie 22
Totally your fault. Educate your next boyfriend on or before the first date Swakwanbouipli
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poopface82 25
That’s kind of Day One information. My girlfriend has a name that can be spelled multiple ways, and clarifying how she spelled her name was something I did in my first conversation with her. You should have done the same.
Lost Reggie 22
Totally your fault. Educate your next boyfriend on or before the first date Swakwanbouipli