Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
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Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
Today, during sex I said my side dick's name instead of my boyfriend. He isn't speaking to me now. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
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Top comments
flockz 20
OP- "YES YES **** ME GOODER!!" BF- "get the **** off me."
Cheerieful_fml 2
Intelligence is sexy.
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Comments (207)
Dcm210 19
well what would you do if he said "you like your hard **** going deep inside your wet pussy" instead of "my".
cptmorgan6 8
I think that's more physically impossible than grammatically incorrect. And a little disturbing, too.
jadengtfo 0
It's because he's a ginger.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
...WTF?
ramboman19 8
Uhhhh yeah remove this comment....
XxHoPPoxX 8
Gingers with their knowledge of intercourse and no souls
nivek2120 8
Well I see why! Your first sentence is a grammatical error itself!
TonyIsMyDog 2
Actually, they're both wrong.
mike3775 39
ROFLMAO. Great one.
mike3775 39
oops, that was supposed to be a reply to Flockz post(#12) oh well
metalflower00 11
lol that will make you cum harder. YEAH BITCH, CORRECT MY ASS!!!
DocBastard 40
OP: I love you're ****...oh yes... Boyfriend: It's "your". OP: How can you even tell? Your an asshole! Boyfriend: That should be "you're", moron. OP: **** YOU!!
bobbycorwen 5
Boyfriend: Don't you mean "**** me?"
bizarre_ftw 22
No, stop ruining the awesome joke
bobbycorwen 5
You could have extended his awesome joke instead of ruining the thread.
DynamicDave 11
She already was.
perdix 31
At least you know the geek persona is not just an act. Only a few of us "nerds" really live it.
gruebermeister 1
Correcting elementary school grammars does not necessarily make one a "nerd". Only the direct object of a fist.
mrmerino 0
I prefer the term "geek", but yes, it's true.
perdix 31
I've not found a satisfying distinction between the terms "nerd" and "geek," so I can't say definitively if I am one or the other, or both. I know it's certainly not neither ;)
FlashBurn 13
I believe the proper terminology would be grammatically incorrect, not wrong. You should listen to him when you're screwing him, it could be good for you!
hateevryone 15
i really don't see what the problem is
KiddNYC1O 22
She obviously sucks at grammar sex!
desireev 18
Actually sir... I believe it would be "sex grammar" as compared to "grammar sex"...
mickypequi 13
Perhaps you shouldn't talk during sex....or at all.
Tmoney20 3
agreed!!!! Or type, txt, and especially no FML's...... Dumbass hahahhahahhahahah
AnagenisisZagus 13
Then you ******' deserve, friend.
AnagenisisZagus 13
Well fine! I thumbed myself down, bastards!