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Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML
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randomdude3890
Bellevue, United States
Not now, Dave
Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
womanlover12345
Spain
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Ally
Etobicoke, Canada
Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML
Anonymous
Trenton, United States
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
music man
United States
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Anonymous
Dronten, Netherlands
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
Whatswrongwithme?
United Kingdom
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Gus
Richmond, Canada
Today, my girlfriend confronted me for forgetting to take the trash out. At some point during the argument, I tried to calm her down, and the words "I should of" escaped my lips. She spent the next ten minutes calling me stupid and laughing at how my grammar goes to hell when I'm distressed. FML
Anonymous
Today, I told my girlfriend she was beautiful. She replied, "Lit." FML
Top comments
Pipistrello_fml 0
Enjoy every word she says. The only woman I ever loved died 15 yeas ago this month. I'd give a lung to have her correct me just once more. Perspective.
Freeze_fml 17
You lucky asshole. I'm willing to bet she proofread this FML for you.
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Freeze_fml 17
You lucky asshole. I'm willing to bet she proofread this FML for you.
bmoney2011 0
Seriously though? There's only 1 way, 2 say, 3 words 4 you! I love you! How do you get that wrong? Even if English isn't your first language, there's not really many ways to **** that up unless you use Ebonics? Ay guh, I jus wana let u no...dat I luv u. Mmmmmk!" ?!?!?!?!?
ianonavy 0
Plain White T's?
Hanouchka 0
He lives in France... I love you is Je t'aime. It's easier to mispell it than I love you.
garza_nicolas 0
haha great song!:D 1234!
phoenixj 0
he's in France.
franglaisismyami 0
Actually, my husband's French and the first time I told him I loved him, he replied by saying "Me too, I love you" because it works in French. I had to inform him that it was incorrect, but encouraged him to continue saying it because it's cute.
lol_ironic_life 9
Nice! :D That's true... How does some one mess up, " I love you".
helen_ellexo 22
What did you text her "I love you"?
redbluegreen 41
Sounds like something I'd do. But really, how badly can you mess up something like, "Hey ______, I wanted you to know that I love you"? I mean, really.
Reyo 2
You never know...there are some weird ass grammar rules out there just waiting to bite you in the ass.
redbluegreen 41
Hey, if they're that anal, grammar is the wrong department.
iplaywow 0
i lol'd so hard..........i'm suck a nerd
dudeitsdanny 10
You suck nerds? Hit me up for my address. ;D Anwyayssssssss... Unless he was like "Yo betch me love you long time"... It's a major FML, and she's just... Sad. At #4: =( Sorry. That really sucks.
LifeFucksUsAll 0
"hay, i wnted u 2 no dat i luv u." Could be something like that.
megan369 0
Maybe he forgot the 'I', #2.
rameses1210 18
Look at the location... "I love you" is a little more complex in French (Je t'/vous aime)
Pipistrello_fml 0
Enjoy every word she says. The only woman I ever loved died 15 yeas ago this month. I'd give a lung to have her correct me just once more. Perspective.
redbluegreen 41
I think I need to go hug my pillow now... D:
spankos 1
wooow...not sure what to say about that...
DWordHead16 19
Wow that really made me cry ): you make me wanna appreciate everything everyone says to me now!
TheLoneWolf87 4
Ah, what a good perspective it is, #4. Here's another. If a man speaks his mind in a forest, and no woman is listening, is he still wrong? Expect her to have to correct you till you die, OP.
MemoriesOfOblivi 1
Wooow! One of the greatest questions of all time! I think this even requieres star watching! Ya know, just to get the right feeling!
JohnnyTheFox 0
OMG you fail at love and fail at grammar. suicide?
jonny2x4 0
At least she didn't laugh at you.
ihateme2 0
WHAT HAPPENED AFTER ?
doritoman 0
awwww...thats so sweet.
bmoney2011 0
How is that...??
elisabethecstasy 0
Haha I would do something like that. But how do you mess that up xD
eck0_fml 0
Look at the info at the bottom; it says the poster's from France. So he probably said "j'aime toi" instead of "je t'aime" or something like that.
dudeitsdanny 10
When FML can't figure out the location of the poster, they automatically set it to France. You might be right, but I know I read that somewhere on here.