Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
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Today, I found out my boyfriend is only staying with me because I’m getting him a signed poster for Christmas. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a box of chocolates for Christmas. I thought it was sweet until I noticed the heart drawn on the back. It's the same box of chocolates I gave him for Christmas. Christmas last year. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML
Today, I went to a work party where we had a Secret Santa. I gave a nice set of beer bottles with glasses. When my name was called I naturally picked the biggest gift. I got groceries. I now have dog food and men's body spray. I don't have a boyfriend or a dog. FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
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Regmeister 10
FYL I hope you kicked him in the crotch...
meganfoxsbitch 0
Tell him if he doesn't like you the way you are then you don't feel the need to give him any "love"..
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Comments (155)
iPikaSaurus 3
What's wrong with that? He's just helping you out :P
Waffl3z 8
Take the hint. :)
barrk12 8
Is his favorite player Brian Scalabrine?
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Maybe inside the bottle is a diamond ring??
bsbuddy 0
How sweet.
skinny_treats 6
Maybe you should go on a diet eating your own ****.
DivakiddOsz 5
You should've given him Viagra .
Reyo 2
Don't worry OP. I got my girlfriend a set her favorite series (of books) in hardback all signed by the author, and spent hours making book jackets for them with little inside jokes written on them. She got me $10 ear-buds followed by the sentence "Now you can listen to your crappy music all you want".
Namerkp2 8
118 - WTF?
Regmeister 10
FYL I hope you kicked him in the crotch...
BeefyQueef 5
It's the thought that counts?
SHANK_a_F00 4
Woah there, missy. That's a little harsh, don't you think?
ZzkekekezZ 0
And take the basketball*
Regmeister 10
Never! I was Being kind!
SHANK_a_F00 4
Really? I'd like to see how rough you can get then ;) Actually, no I wouldn't. I'm pretty scared now... O.o
Regmeister 10
I'm a nice person... Just don't tell a girl she's fat. It's just plain old rude. Haha
xXGigglesXx 0
When I 1st saw this that's what I was excalty thinking! I hope u kicked his balls bac inside him make him a girl tht jerk
kireee 0
Maybe you should take the hint :p
Branflakes78 13
Maybe you should Shut the hell up
xSonic 9
MAYBE YOU SHOuld......you....you shoul...uh shit imma go now
FalconCrunch 4
And the displeased fatties weigh in.
fml_ydi79 15
Because the op's boyfriend must be a supermodel right? When my boyfriend put on a lot of weight didn't change how I felt about him. Some people are just superficial, those are the ones I'd like to see when they are older and having a tough time trying to remain young. Demi Moore complex
meganfoxsbitch 0
Tell him if he doesn't like you the way you are then you don't feel the need to give him any "love"..
monkeygirl6 4
Diet pills are unhealthy and don't work... he should have bought you some gym clothes and a duo gym membership. If you're going to slim down he needs to beef up.
seahawksfan900 11
He doesn't want to have sex with a fat woman
markrs 0
Do they work? :D
Miouya 0
.....really?
shizuma_fml 3
What a douche I will take his present back it seems he does not love you as much u love him move on to something better
flipfloperson 5
Punctuation please?
KeyboardWarrior 10
You're going to take his present back? You know him? Cool.
cameron250f 0
This comment makes me sad.
WaterPoloLove3 0
Dude. I'm not sure I understood that.. Since it was just one big run on sentence.
s1ckpup 0
Then for your bday he's gonna get you a treadmill :-p... Better take the hint fatty.
Branflakes78 13
that wasn't called for ... little bitch!! your probably fat as shit so stfu
mom2pen 4
Bounce him, take the ball back and run. Jerk.
nivek2120 8
What will bouncing him do?
ladycamo 0
@16, leave him..... this person is an idiot.... sorry
koolkat27 13
how do you pop a basketball?^
Heather645 5
a knife?.. o.O
idloai 0
Why would she pop the ball when it most likely was expensive? If I was in ops position I would take the ball back and sell it to at least get my money back.
mike3775 39
I hope its ex boyfriend before not to long after this post was made, as it should be
old09 11
Take it and sell it and buy jewelry Or give him the diet pills back for his fat ******* head
andiboo 12
This comment seriously made me laugh out loud! It was so unexpected to read that, haha! :) That's awesome. For real though, I'm really hoping for OP that it ended up being just a gag gift or something.. No matter what she looks like, if he loves her, it shouldn't matter. :/