Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
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Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
Today, during sex I said my side dick's name instead of my boyfriend. He isn't speaking to me now. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
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flockz 20
OP- "YES YES **** ME GOODER!!" BF- "get the **** off me."
Cheerieful_fml 2
Intelligence is sexy.
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Comments (207)
ZDK5498 6
hopefully it did not ruin the moment... if I was your bf I would just enjoy the SEX and not be a smart ass
bubo_fml 11
You really shouldn't speak when your mouth is full!
bubo_fml 11
I'm imagining robes, tassles, mortar board caps, books, erotic positions drawn up on the chalkboard, horn rimmed glasses & a pointer used to discipline incorrect use of grammar during coitus...Take 2, cameras rolling & action!
avaniazure8 9
I would've told him to get the **** off of me. Really dude, we're having sex and all you can think about is correcting me? He's an asshole
BellaMarta 19
It's like in the 18 Year Old Virgin.
AceRPT 1
You said something grammatically *incorrect. "Wrong" usually implies a value judgement.
Jackmangold 0
I think you mean grammatically "incorrect"
sexyskye 0
Omg I hate when that happens
Timmeeh 17
I really hope it was an obscure piece of grammar too. "Actually dear, I think you'll find that that's a dangling participle, now when you take a verb which acts as an adjective..."
FalconCrunch 4
He should have punished her for her mistake by shoving his dangling participle into her mouth.
legresley85 1
I wonder what you said? it's not like your in English class while having sex.