Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML
Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, I tried to wipe some sweat off my brow before it could make its way down into my eye. I ended up poking myself in the eye so hard that I yelped, stumbled and was thrown off the still-moving treadmill while trying to regain my balance. FML
Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML
Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML
Today, while squishing a stink bug, it sprayed directly in my eye. FML
Today, a gnat hit my forehead, fell into the space between my glasses and my face, and bounced off my eye while trying desperately to escape. When I tried to get my glasses off, it fell into my mask instead, and I accidentally inhaled it. FML
Today, as I was hanging washing out in the sun, a huge cicada flew into my face and somehow got behind my glasses. I screamed and ripped them off and ran away. I came back to a broken pair of VERY expensive glasses. FML
Today, I was putting on my sweatpants and accidentally stepped on the elastic drawstring. I moved my foot. The string snapped upward with great speed and hit me in my open eye. My eyeball is not happy with me. FML
Today, while coming home from school on my bike, I lost control of it, and went straight into a light pole. Thankfully I was at a very low speed. After that, someone splashed puddle of water at me with their car. After getting to home, I went to take a bath during which the shampoo went into my left eye. It's still hurting. FML
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Top comments
89jessica 0
Were your eyes bugging you?
stitch_book 4
jeez ... you walked right in to that one.
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89jessica 0
Were your eyes bugging you?
sliperrypenguin 0
wear goggles!
MyChemical_fml 0
Yep!!... Let's all wear goggles while running. :)
unidentified_sta 5
Points for style though
susieKiute 0
hahahahaha!!!
Sheepish 0
I have to admit, 1's comment made me laugh...
Jhtaylor 0
yeah right I don't believe it at all! I'm just saying what are the odds. I mean maybe if you had like honey on your eyes and right beside a swamp. but good story
Extacy23 0
Owned!!!!!!!!!
MyChemical_fml 0
25 - You would believe it if someone said "Today I was running through a swamp with honey in my eyes. FML."?
tooGee24 0
ismell bullshit.
TechnoTaco 0
ROFL nice one #1 xD made me laugh lol
TransitionCovery 0
"Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML" YDI.
TransitionCovery 0
"Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML" YDI.
FunkyAndFresh 7
lol, 31, made me laugh.
chili10 18
Did you win?
demarcusT 0
is the pole okay??
cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
its fake!
bigblue95 0
my mamas slidin down the pooole. :(
bigbadtim 7
You ran into a Polish person? JK You should always wear glasses when running.
xXBlAcKxWiDoWXx 0
i lost the game... what time is it?
sexyscooter 0
finaly a half way decent first comment
flyingsheep1838 0
hello trollers. look at your comment. now back to mine. now back to your comment. now back to mine. sadly, it isn't mine, but if you stopped randomly posting and thought before you spoke, it could look like it's mine. look down. back up. where are you? you're leaving a reply to the post your post could look like. what did you write? back at me. I have it. it's one comment on that thing you love! look again... THE COMMENT IS NOW DIAMONDS. anythings possible when you write like a champ, and not a lady. I'm on a horse.
PeppyHare 0
The goggles...they do nothing!!
trivel64 16
I LOST THE GAME D:
willou35_fml 13
haha
koreamaniac101 7
Fagit
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
you lose and now that I said that I lost the game.
Anaxes 5
Silence filth. That was hardly funny.
safirestar09 0
I suppose #2 should say sorry for having a magical brain that is capable of producing insanely funny comments every single second without trying.
_streets_ 19
damn 2, u made me lose the game :/
Mirelly13 6
hahahah this made me laugh...idk but I don't really get how you run into a pole if you're at a meet? idk?
Graawr 7
Darn it! Now i lost too. :c
Senseless_487 29
Dammit, now I lost the game…
Markfs 0
wtf
Sickasstrickflip 0
Newfags Newfags everywhere
fatraptorjesus13 9
WTF is a Newfag? and lol @. 25 classic douchebags who takes off his shirt for no reason xD
ohthebloodygore 16
YDI it for not stopping.
ohthebloodygore 16
YDI for not stopping.*
Jessi_the_sexii 0
oh I feel special lol. I read your comment gore, and I was like, she spelled stopping right. it took me three times to realize it was the 'it'
MyChemical_fml 0
I had to read your comment to see what gore did wrong... :D. Then it took me like another 4 tries. /facepalm
ohthebloodygore 16
I'm ashamed of you both.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
it's 4... in the morning.
yupitssoph 18
You never stop in an xc race. ESPECIALLY at the end. Number one rule in cross country.
kyliebear 15
Not number one rule if your blind. If at any time you fail to see, or even fail to run, you stop. Doesn't matter about "rules" in a XC race. Making sure you are okay and safe to go again is more important than winning a race.
FFML_314 12
What did you learn today?
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
that bugs like to fly into your eyes? stupid comment bug.
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
aww **** it's you.
ruby84 1
that op is an idiot for not wearing sunglasses to stop fleas from invading op's eyes
xcrunner_725 4
Not really, not a lot of people wear sunglasses to run in.
RoccoRox 0
I'm gonna guess and say.. you lost?
stitch_book 4
jeez ... you walked right in to that one.
swervelol 28
No I think he biked right into that one
swervelol 28
Oh god ignore me clearly I'm a ******* idiot who can't read.
xxjoseph1543xx 0
PWNED
xXSweetNightmare 0
No, POLED. :P
venturestar 0
Dang.. haha but atleast you've got heart not to stop runnin :)
Ashleexx 0
heeey (:
soymilkboy 0
That's so bull!!!
Anaxes 5
I can only imagine 2 people running beside each other, coming to a curve, the OP just running forward into a lamp post while the competitor follows the curve.