Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
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Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
Today, during sex I said my side dick's name instead of my boyfriend. He isn't speaking to me now. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
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flockz 20
OP- "YES YES **** ME GOODER!!" BF- "get the **** off me."
Cheerieful_fml 2
Intelligence is sexy.
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Comments (207)
lucik4690 9
Who cares if it's correct while you're having sex, finish then give the grammar lesson
bobbycorwen 5
Classy sex is grammatically correct sex.
Entheatus 13
Perfectly understandable on his part. Correct grammar would turn anyone on.
grannygruber 6
Seriously, in the heat of passion why would anyone be paying that much attention to how you speak? Dump him, get a real man who knows what it's all about!
markmiller2023 0
you dont know what a "real man" is so stfu. i hate it when women say that shit
KeyboardWarrior 10
People like 52 really shouldn't be allowed on this site.
Ciraxas 7
You're stupid.
Horcruxer 0
Who knows what it's all about? Well Ho Ho Ho
videokid2000 10
Grammar is what's it's all about.
capnbzarr 43
I'm guessing you told him to "lay down", and he said "you mean 'lie down' ". In which case I would have to applaud his grammar whilst condemning his lack of discretion.
apkiys 0
OP: Uh! Ohh!! It feels good......!!! BF: It's great~!!! Ummm... Ummm... OP: ......... *FML Moment* ------- Silence -------
Rhetorical 0
"You make love good" Correction: You make love well...
bigbadtim 7
Good grammar is sexy.
LullzKitteh 1
Even more importantly, BAD grammar is UNsexy
ladylilly25 20
This really all depends on what you said.
xoanik 4
What could you have possibly said that was long enough to have grammar faults? Haha.
kyarush 10
Your a weirdo..
raphanne_fml 33
You should date someone like OP's boyfriend.
bizarre_ftw 22
In spirit of the FML, it's YOU'RE And as far as your comment goes: your pic is a creepy guy wearing an even creepier green kurmit costume reclining on a couch in a sexual manner. You are in no position to be calling Anyone "weird"