Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
Today, during sex I said my side dick's name instead of my boyfriend. He isn't speaking to me now. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
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flockz 20
OP- "YES YES **** ME GOODER!!" BF- "get the **** off me."
Cheerieful_fml 2
Intelligence is sexy.
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Comments (207)
gonzajog1793 0
" i was having sex FML! "
Awnonymous 4
You had it coming bitch.
badam_fml 6
Maybe he just has a sense of humor :-)
annafii 7
Nothing turns a girl on more than the proper usage of semi-colons.
Cshaw6215 5
Grammar Nazi much?
angrynegro7 16
So who are you dating, OP? Leonard or Wolowitz? Sheldon finds coitus unsanitary, while Raj wouldn't be able to talk to you, let alone have coitus (unless he was drunk).
dized 0
Now wat was it you said
needsagf14 12
"you do this good"
kayvan 8
YDI. If you and your boyfriend can form coherent thoughts during sex, you're doing it wrong.
karla1 0
ugh!!! boys :&