Joanna
🌶️ Spicy
Side dick
Today, during sex I said my side dick's name instead of my boyfriend. He isn't speaking to me now. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fmlalways
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
during
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Perry85
🌶️ Spicy
Confusing love triangle
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Freud intensifies
Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. An ex? A friend? A side guy? Nope, none of those. I called him “Dad”. FML
eeh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
say my name
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Nicki
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Turned on
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
oh lord
Oshawa, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Give it to me, Sheldon!
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML
Bigfatfailure
Garden Grove, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Dwarvahkiin
🌶️ Spicy
Thank God
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Top comments
Mungolikecandy 19
Boo hoo. You cheated on your boyfriend and are now upset he found out due to your own stupidity. What a shame.
Ghostrui 31
Oh poor you.
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Ghostrui 31
Oh poor you.
dudeisuck 7
was the side of your dick named john?
WereDictionary 3
My money is on Richard.
Mungolikecandy 19
Boo hoo. You cheated on your boyfriend and are now upset he found out due to your own stupidity. What a shame.
manb91uk 22
Next time keep your mouth, and your legs, closed. You deserve everything you got coming to you.... ****.
inappropes 31
looks like there are a few ***** on here judging by the dislikes.
GinGin92 18
I think it has more to do with how needlessly aggressive that sounded. like, ya, she's shitty for cheating, but damn dude, chill.
Rabite 28
I guess you wanted to say "cheater" but missed by one word.
Lukr 8
ydi for having a side dick. and here I was thinking only side chicks existed...
Rabite 28
What? Women like to have sex, too? What is the world coming to???
Lukr 8
What? People can't understand jokes? Oh yea. I forgot. We're living in 2018. People don't get jokes. (In case you did get the joke and were sarcastic, assume this statement is completely out of context)
Karmarocks946 9
Nobody deserves sex so much they cheat
tounces7 28
You mean "Women are unfaithful, too".
Aiden89 23
If you’re looking for sympathy, I got none. I got 99 problems but a cheating ***** ain’t 1.
darkenedone 27
Was there some prior arrangement? Open relationship etc.? I'm just wondering how this is an FML, as opposed to just the story of someone who is both unfaithful and too stupid to keep their mouth shut.
ari330 21
Oh wow, a cheater is upset because she's in the wrong, oh noooo, poor disgusting piece of shit
NostalgiaFreak9 43
"I said my side dick's name-" Instant YDI. I'm hoping this story only got past moderation so people can remind you of how much of a dumbass you are.
Kitsi 14
What is wrong with you? Do you really think it's ok to cheat? I am glad he's not talking to you and hope he leaves. Clearly you don't deserve a relationship.