Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
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Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
Today, during sex I said my side dick's name instead of my boyfriend. He isn't speaking to me now. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
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flockz 20
OP- "YES YES **** ME GOODER!!" BF- "get the **** off me."
Cheerieful_fml 2
Intelligence is sexy.
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Comments (207)
Sulkiva 2
Grammar nazis, what would we do without them?
muhaidib 2
Grammar nazis won't get laid...
Truth_Nazi 0
People would be gallivanting on the internet failing to use complete words and sentences.
pinkkCuteee 0
This gave me a boner.
HetaliaFreak 10
29- Aren't you a girl?
burninnapalm 5
32- women's nips get hard, and the clit becomes engorged with blood, like that of a penis. So it is possible for women to get "boners"
YoTengoTomatoes 7
44- did you really have to go into that much of a graphic explanation?
AnonymousTroll 2
The only people who don't know that are young kids who shouldn't be here anyways.
ChrisTheCalm 9
Just shut up, she's obviously sexually confused.
XxDevilxXGt 26
Ooh yea baby just like that, put those commas appropriately in there.
IamMe1 0
Hey man! You said you make music?? Got a YouTube channel ??
Minecraftering 5
Grammar Nazi 4 life!
spiderman2211 0
96- For*. Smarty pants.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
32- it's a tranny o.o
Marcella1016 32
Anyone else find it ironic how many YDIs this got? The grammar nazis are out in full force today...
rahavan 15
Yep, that's right, however I just took and SAT so I'm burned out from all of the work I had to studying for it. What I am saying is if I make a mistake it's because I am not on my A game. But yes OP YDI your butchering the English language!
Horcruxer 0
I thought it was 43 not 44 and is it really that graphic?
G0v3nat0r 7
67- you profile picture goes perfectly with your comment
SouthernKiller 4
Hmmm... can you say dick
Honda288 2
Lady boner= Win!
AngryCanadian 0
113, judging from your grammar, I don't think you got a good score on your SAT.
VoteForTaco 8
-43 That was to much information.
MiddleThumb 0
#11 Then why was he having sex? -Heil Grammar!
franniedottp 8
hear that sound? bitch got served....
franniedottp 8
113- *you're butchering
Haha_oh_wait 4
You illiterate *****!
DaniPandi 22
Anyone know what number two said..?
Belzebug 14
Prob an attempt to say "first"
iDaniel525 8
Don't let it happen again..or else.
bossroyd 4
At least OP's FML seems to be grammatically correct.
ttubear 17
24, no, it's not.
rahavan 15
Yes it is incorrect a better way to state it would be: "Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I said something grammatically wrong. He in turn decided to correct me. FML" This is one of the many possible rewrites for this FML. The problem with grammar is there is no correct answer. You can write a good sentence but it can always be improved upon. So don't feel bad if a grammar nazi gets on your case this is, after all, one of the hardest subjects to master.
iDaniel525 8
Grammar Nazi*
sadistmonkey 19
Yes, it is correct. Point out one grammatical mistake in there. Please, enlighten me.
desireev 18
Actually it would be #1; "He, in turn, decided to correct me." #2; "The problem with grammar is THAT there ISN'T a correct answer." #3; "You can write a good sentence, but it can always be improved on." #4; "So, don't feel bad if a Grammar Nazi gets on your case. This is, after all, one of the hardest subjects to master." -There were 2 mistakes in #4. I thought I'd let you know where your mistakes were in your comment.
iDaniel525 8
That's a 4 kill streak, would you like to call in a care package? Or you aren't able to because your MW3 was re-used as a Christmas present?
DynamicDave 11
There is nothing grammatically wrong with the FML. @138: (point #3) You can't end a sentence with a preposition.
iDaniel525 8
143-There was something wrong with the FML..it was changed though.
iDaniel525 8
What?
iDaniel525 8
Yes, wasn't it changed?
iDaniel525 8
Yeah, that's what I meant..there was a typo. And, it's alright.
Zambaku 9
115- Grammatically incorrect*
Cheerieful_fml 2
Intelligence is sexy.
XxHoPPoxX 8
He had a right to she stated arrows where taken to the shin bone when actually it was the knee
Takainthemachine 0
Well apparently he had to..did you read your FML? He choose to correct it? Sigh...
mmerizon 1
I was going to say the same thing...
thwei 0
You've obviously learned nothing from this.
DeannaDLH 3
Sorry about this, but it's *chose.
elmski87 0
Damn you beat me to it!
BeefyQueef 5
Haha same.
mamasait 1
Can see another FYL within your FML post.
flockz 20
OP- "YES YES **** ME GOODER!!" BF- "get the **** off me."
FlashBurn 13
I'd have thought it would be more like "Get me the **** off" instead.
dumboears 8
Ah crap. I accidentally thumbed that comment down.
FalconCrunch 4
"Get the **** off OF me", you mean.
TonyIsMyDog 2
Idiots, he's giving an example of what may have occurred during the OP's tryst.
baconstrips 12
stop ruining the amazing comment with lame replies!
cardonaj70 3
Lame replies
JayJavaMonsterr 10
LMAO! Credit where it's due, that was really funny! xD
paintmysky 0
I was thinking the same thing. (:
AshleeKnapp 1
Chose not choose