Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. During the act, he looked deep in to my eyes before whispering, "Up the arse next time?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
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Laurendorcus 0
You would think that would make your boyfriend proud. Like he did his job so well that you couldnt even think straight. Next time only yell out full sentences and let him know you arent that overwhelmed by him. "oh dear, I do wish you would thrust deeper, but alas, you dont have the equipment neccesary to please me!"
benrlc 0
So why is it FYL?
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Comments (188)
thor89 0
kook aid man:Oh yeah
UziTopete 0
why is this an FML?? you just had great sex!
ISLIM_SHADYI 0
grammar Nazis UNITE!
icall_BS 0
Because EVERYONE focuses on their partner's grammar when climaxing. Nice boyfriend you got there.
powersmoke 0
facepalm.jpg
caleb865 0
There should be a "who approved this?!" button. not fml worthy...
iSwag 0
so those were his first thoughts right after sex? must be awfully dark in that colset
CallMeHush 1
"Closet doors are made of all kinds of wood."
koolitaliano 0
she deserved it for screwing a grammar nazi
doink 0
I bet Snickerdoodle approved it.
kayztastic 0
lol! true. be thankful you had a good "first time". mine wasn't very memorable.
MikeWazoski771 0
amen to the grammer natzies!
SocialAnarchyX5 0
Dyslexics Untie!!
zombiebadger 0
HEIL!
FMLFML123123 0
well at least you remember who your first time was with and probably where and all the details. **** ROOFIES!
cdogbeastman 0
i mean #155, my bad
sighilikepir 0
SCREW YOU!!!!!
jasonsaied 1
lol 110
iplaymw2 0
nicee
cyberotter 0
her bf ftw
Tenebrae 0
Grammar Nazis heil!
hellokittywhore 0
0_o I hope 115 was kidding lol I can just imagine what you said Ohh!! me likey very much. me want you harder!!! WANT HARDER!!!!! VERY GUD haha LMFAO!!!!!
millvillegirl218 0
#68 Fired Up reference! Greatest movie ever :)
cliter_dick 2
so am I... what's an orgasam ??? can u have it with a *****?
Secret_Fire_King 0
Hells to the yes.. Fired Up is the maddest movie ever.. btw, OP, you and your bf just had sex, and then had a laugh, there is no FML here.. Unless you treasured your innocence.. Just remember: Your life isn't ******, but you just were.. ;-p
reyemrein 0
^ Last sentence WIN
Rashkavar 0
"The climax or peak of sexual pleasure which occurs during sexual activity and which in males may include ejaculation and in females vaginal contractions." --Wikitionary definition of "******." Essentially, the moment sexual activity builds up to. How intense the reaction to an ****** varies from individual to individual, but it is always an intense experience. Orgasms can result from any form of intense sexual activity. Most women should be able to induce one using a *****, and it is often considered easier than doing so with a man, as a large percentage of men are not sufficiently talented to bring their partners to ****** before they do, and after a man orgasms, he is usually sexually incapable long enough for his partner to calm down. (Because of this, many women fake orgasms in sex with their partner, but I consider this unhealthy for the relationship. Not only does it introduce deceit into what should be a very close and honest relationship (aside from casual sex, of course, as long as both partners have no moral or consentual objections), it also stifles the improvement of sexual activity within the partnership, as the man thinks he is performing in a satisfactory manner. It is also quite insulting to most males if they discover you are faking the ******.)
nluvwithipods 0
seriously? i've had sex a lot, and I have yet to climax. you're so lucky it happened your first time
Dezzi4Life 0
#148 last sentence LMFAO!!!!!!
benrlc 0
So why is it FYL?
deevosee 0
Agreed. that's just awesome.
deadbunny17 0
I agree. There's nothing bad here. The boyfriend sounds kinda witty.
Tribulations 0
#46 speaks the truth.
VioletsarePurple 0
Agreed, you had an ****** when you first had sex? Thats a freakin win
TexasMud 8
Because she is a English major with hopes of becoming a British literature professor at a highly respected University, now that she knows this her dreams are Toast. Or at least that is what I got from her fml.
givants 0
boo hoo!!! you had an ******, and then your bf told you (probably kidding) that you were blobering
13lack 0
...awesome.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I agree with #4. Who let you onto this site? Grammar complaints? Are you kidding me? I doubt he was serious and if he was, so what? You just had an ******! GTFU
EmreArslan 11
Sorry but what is the gtfu? Get the ****... Under?
ltr450 2
Grow the **** up* 'gtfu
jennjennsofly 7
lmao
lxclark 17
Climaxes tend to be one word sentences or maybe two if there's an "Oh.." in it. Don't feel bad :D
F_ur_life_douche 0
tell my girlfriend that, she be spitting out paragraphs
Dezzi4Life 0
#126 LOL!!!
Laurendorcus 0
You would think that would make your boyfriend proud. Like he did his job so well that you couldnt even think straight. Next time only yell out full sentences and let him know you arent that overwhelmed by him. "oh dear, I do wish you would thrust deeper, but alas, you dont have the equipment neccesary to please me!"
wtgjeremy 0
love it
EV34 6
hahahaha!
Snow_Daisy 7
ahahahaha "but alas" haha this comment had WIN written all over it!
kyonichii 4
Number 7's comment is indeed, a win. =p
goodstuffboro 0
haha that made mi day </3
Dezzi4Life 0
#7 This just made my day 2 LOL!!!
Trace01m 11
seriously funny shit, eight here!
T_X_P 2
The chance of a girl having an ****** (much less her first one) while losing her virginity is between zero and none. FAKE.
HamsteronA 0
dudes need to stop pointing out if it's fake or not. it made me laugh, and gave me slight enjoyment. especially the comments. then yours. FAKE. noone cares if it's fake anymore dude, just enjoy yourself
Sabre300 0
how did you go about doing that research, cause in real life, where the rest of the world lives, girls CAN have orgasms during their first time. Earth's calling buddy, will you accept the charges ;)
kellianne 0
You never know, he could be really good in bed.
icall_BS 0
Or maybe she sucks in bed. Why's it always gotta be the guys that have to suck in bed?
EV34 6
it takes more to make a girl ******
sugarbabyxoxo 2
there is two different kinds of orgasms. clitoral and vaginal. maybe se rubbed her box when they were *******. like most girls do. lol so don't call fake if you don't have all the facts... vaginal orgasms are very uncommon. most girls never have one.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I had a vaginal ****** when I lost my virginity. It's definitely possible.
BritneyBiohazard 0
Duuude. It's not the OP's fault that you don't have experience with female orgasms because your penis is too tiny to please anyone.
quietlytearful 0
31, yeah I'm sure she "sucks" in bed. :D
blackllama 0
13 is right
jondivey 9
agreed
ivy_xx 0
just because you've never given a girl an orgasim doesn't mean we can't have one our first time. congrats OP
G_thelegend 0
thats pretty true, how can you have sex without foreplay. plus, first time hurts.
stef108 3
Agreed.
hidingout777 0
I had one during my first time.
kniickles 0
everyone starts mumbling shit when they come. it's cause all that pleasure fries your brains for those few seconds. wait...why is this an fml? you had an ******.
2Lives1Fate 0
Your boyfriend's a grammar Nazi... in bed!
HamsteronA 0
DUN, DUN, DUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
lakaiskate 12
#15 win
Ninjasaurus18 9
Lolololololol
Icarus_II 0
Wow, what a tard. I'm guessing he had more fun listining to you make grammer mistakes. maybe it's a sign.