Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
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Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
Today, during sex I said my side dick's name instead of my boyfriend. He isn't speaking to me now. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
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flockz 20
OP- "YES YES **** ME GOODER!!" BF- "get the **** off me."
Cheerieful_fml 2
Intelligence is sexy.
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Comments (207)
QTSee 0
Wouldn't it be grammatically incorrect?
Diggy050 0
Being a Grammar-Nazi myself, I'd actually like to know just what you said, OP. XD
mertme36 2
Sounds like my kinda guy
jojo623 0
OMG my boyfriend does that to me over text message!!
paintmysky 0
It's gramarically incorrect. What did you say?
marieh123 1
***grammatically incorrect!! Clearly you learned nothing from this experience.... Perhaps your boyfriend should correct your grammar more often.
needsagf14 12
I would've done the same thing
Sacytrl 28
Learning does not only take place in your classrooms. You learn something everyday
CinderBrick 13
Take out the ", and ." Replace it with a ";"
jr_mtz01 7
im pretty sure she said that wring simply because she was habing such a good time her brain ****** up a little? guess the boyfriends dick game is that good