Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
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Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
Today, during sex I said my side dick's name instead of my boyfriend. He isn't speaking to me now. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
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flockz 20
OP- "YES YES **** ME GOODER!!" BF- "get the **** off me."
Cheerieful_fml 2
Intelligence is sexy.
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Comments (207)
Armyboy124 0
Im guessing he had you speaking in tounge? ;)
manatees_r_epic 0
Tongue*
Scands_59 14
He's helping you to speak properly lmao...
stephanieeDawnx 0
Really..? Damn.. I thought he was teaching her to make Ice cream.. Thank you, intelligent woman, for pointing that out for me. :)
linkinpark98 24
I thought Grammar Nazis never get laid....Or I could be wrong. :o
Brainspoil 2
Maybe her boyfriend did the correct thing. I wouldn't let "Me so horny" go unnoticed ether.
AndysFancy 6
Hilarious. "me so horny" coming out of Nicki from Canada.... ******* hilarious!
jkeezie 0
"me so horny!!" "no no no no...... 'I'm so horny.'"
Horcruxer 0
Calm on this one deserves thumbs up lol
monkeysinatree 6
Come on, or calm down?
deviable 9
Eight minutes too late.
TheNewGuy03 29
Man, if it was wrong to be grammatically incorrect during sex, then I'd be in prison. :/ |the kid|
QTSee 0
You mean you're not?
hellonyancat 6
Well that was a stupid move on his part. No one should be talking about grammar in the middle of sex. He should have waited till after. Obviously.
dustyb72 2
The ultimate grammar nazi!
pretty_coin 11
Not a good time, to be a grammar nazi.... :(
MisterEx 28
That's when you push him away and mount his face for an hour. The only thing he will be constantly correcting then is his tongue positions.