Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Virginia Beach, United States
It's pronounced Renesmée
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
tacky_unrefined
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Pure class
Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Anonymous
Today, I went on a date after months of rejection and loneliness. Everything was going great until my date argued with me over the correct way to pronounce my name. FML
thatsnotmyname
Calhoun City, United States
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Popscene
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Gold Coast, Australia
Diss track
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML
kj1
Draper, United States
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
bunnyyy
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Disrespect to the max
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML
Sorry Sir
Brisbane, Australia
Mr Mad
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Brittany
United States
Oddly suspicious
Today, I began noticing a certain female name popping up on my husband’s social media notifications,so I asked him about it. He got irrationally upset at the fact that I pronounced her name wrong, told me she’s “nobody”, then said, “I hate it when you accuse me of shit!” I didn’t even accuse him of anything. FML
rosabelle91
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Charming
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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Jbfu 0
Hahahahahaha oh wow. Yeah he's not worth it
zombicidal 11
ann-on-a-mus not that hard now is it
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Jbfu 0
Hahahahahaha oh wow. Yeah he's not worth it
KunKaLunKa 1
Considering he can't even remember your name
fakeaccountX 6
Wow, how do you get into a situation like that? Must be 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will....
margie2194 12
I smell a breakup :)
zbajis 7
I bet he was just dicking around
gntfmlingnow 12
For those who don't know, 18 was making a reference to Fort Minor. And OP, if he honestly doesn't believe you about your own name, he's probably not worth it
LiveLaughFML 10
Today, my EXboyfriend and I got into a huge fight. yeah, that sounds a lot better. =)
pauley317 0
18. I never comment really. But I had too. Awesome comment. Perfect with the FML
Occums_Razor 0
26 - You forgot to point out that the song name is Remember the Name.
xoconnie 8
WTF, lol. thats so funny
krazy_glu3 0
Don't you hate it when people accuse you of saying something when you didnt. Im pretty sure I know what I said, you must not have been listening,
FarSide 23
Let me give it the old phonetic try... uh - none - e - muss
stacianichole 2
What's the other 55%?
Denikk 0
OP, what the **** is your name? Ana?
SirObvious 1
No, your name actually IS bitchpantsmcCrabby.
ButlerOfChaos 7
5% pleasure 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name.
jaderosaley 0
New boyfriend?
zombicidal 11
it could be an exaggeration by OP I don't think its fair to automatically conclude That the best route is a break up
CryMoreFMLs 15
If they argue over something as ridiculously stupid as this, then it might be for the better to dump him and move on...
molly2moon 0
^exactly
thesunsetglow_fml 8
75- no no no you forgot that the Ys and Os are silent.
thesunsetglow_fml 8
**** why did my comment end up here...?! it was for the 75 on the first post... who is apparently no longer 75.... damn you fml.
ssoccerchick97 16
That's jacked up.
ssoccerchick97 16
You gotta say it all excited and loudly. ;]
goingsolo211 8
What a ******
BehindU 5
Your picture goes well with that comment.
biasedshooter 24
It's pronounced Fu-cker!
tibbz87 5
REALLY?!?!?!?
PunkSk8ter 0
yes really now S.T.F.U.
Sunny_Eclipse 6
ya rly. Deal with it.
kissmyarse14 0
Yes Tibbz, really.
KaanTech 0
Haha no sorry your imagination gone crazy you made up a internet site that people post crazy things happened to them. And worst part is you are still sleeping and dreaming about this imaginary site. Now my young padawan wake up and face sith lords waiting for you clon wars didnt over yet!!
Slimma 20
Really? Guess your bf has been pronouncing your name wrong for quite a while but you just never caught on until he tried to correct you. Weird.
BehindU 5
I can only imagine the awkward silence after your boyfriend realizes he's been pronouncing your name wrong.
shortstuffs23 7
It sounds like he would be too stubborn to even admit that HE's wrong.
TheHolyLama 0
And you are dating this guy WHY? Now were, I hope.
zombicidal 11
ann-on-a-mus not that hard now is it
Enigmax2514 7
Run for the hills billy, ann's on the moose!
zombicidal 11
sounds like it could be a real mus
zombicidal 11
Haha I wish I could delete my poorly made above pun I haven't slept for like 36 hours
schaflava 0
Suicide is the only way out
JBTSfan 2
yaaaaaaa anonymous smart one.....
blondie1208 17
Well if you guys have been going out for a while, he's probably said it wrong for a long time...why not say anything before?
musicfreak9821 6
WOW.. What an idiot!