Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fartlover
Canada
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
burned
United States
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
amelie
Nervous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
fatti11
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
byebyeromance
State College, United States
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Sick burn
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
GasAttack
Canada
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Anonymous
Guayanilla, Sweden
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Ali
Gas wars
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
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dillies 3
Girls fart?
cradle6 13
Revenge?
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Comments (186)
JonnyAnonymous 0
It's your fault for farting!
fiz1kaL 6
Well played by the boyfriend. If you're seeking revenge, I recommend the scuba mask. Fart, grab a handful of the recently released gas, and hen put your hands over his mouth and nose. Then he'll think twice to mess with you
JCiarkowski7 3
A.K.A. The Poo-Berry Muffin--a personal preference. ;-)
22jrdn55 15
It'd be FML worthy if you were trying to light your fart on fire and you ended up at the hospital, explaining to DocBastard how you lit yourself on fire!
rhysfucker 24
What's that brown shit on your nose? Oh, never mind...
nic7973 23
my wife is pregnant - hers are just rancid right now!
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Once again, nature has equipped her vulnerable creatures with adequate skills in case of trouble.
screamo_neve 12
Great... Something I have to look forward to?? -____-
Brainspoil 2
Maybe this is a message from her boyfriend, he is sick of her paint peeling bio waste discharge.
efemel94 7
Nice girlfriend, what breed is she?
littlemeraidgay 5
I've done the same to my boyfriend with his own farts
joooeee 3
Thats crazy!!!!! No way!!!!
DynamicDave 11
That was such a great story! I kind of wish you would tell it again.
Hakando 5
It's your falt
ThatLooksSticky 16
Lesson learned: If you're going to fart in bed with your significant other, always have control of the sheets.
nerdsgetmehot 23
She who smelt it, dealt it...
KiddNYC1O 22
She definitely dealt with it the hard way.