Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fartlover
Canada
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
burned
United States
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
amelie
Nervous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
fatti11
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
byebyeromance
State College, United States
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Sick burn
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
GasAttack
Canada
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Anonymous
Guayanilla, Sweden
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Ali
Gas wars
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
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Comments (186)
sgates1997 0
why did u fart in his hand?
carlosantana0219 2
Are you retarded? That's not what it is.
kushflex 0
lol thats jus .......freakin awesome....
therainbow 0
Just let it all out bitch
shutdafrontdoor 0
Been there done that. It's just a joke. You're lucky he didn't add his own in there
coyfish 0
Fart bare ass on his pillow and give him pinkeye...
Polarbear85 1
Well if he has to smell it so do you
christyk26 0
Serves you right.
BMTHsuperfan 18
The **** is a dutch oven?
carlosantana0219 2
Has nothing to do with *******...
crazy_whitechick 6
You're a little kid. You shouldn't curse!
spazz666 18
A Dutch oven is not something you give, it's something you do. In other words, to "Dutch oven" someone is correct, to give someone a "Dutch oven" is not.
saturnfive 5
Thank the heavens for something like Urban Dictionary... I had not the slightest clue what a Dutch Oven was.
carlosantana0219 2
I first heard it as a "covered wagon" which makes more sense cause your pulling the sheets up over the head and not putting someone's head in a cast iron pan.