Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fartlover
Canada
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
burned
United States
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
amelie
Nervous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
fatti11
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
byebyeromance
State College, United States
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Sick burn
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
GasAttack
Canada
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Anonymous
Guayanilla, Sweden
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Ali
Gas wars
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
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dillies 3
Girls fart?
cradle6 13
Revenge?
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Comments (186)
jamiecornish95 0
Lol brilliant xD
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
.... Good for you! (Not)
Chad_the_Brony 0
Do you know how childish saying not at the end of a sentence to implicate a false sense of sympathy is? It's not funny. It stopped being funny the moment everyone hit 7 years old.
ryanmanning 3
...not
BauerMegan 31
Just couldn't resist could you.
mintcar 10
Hahaha, so? He has a sense of humor.
dillies 3
Girls fart?
derpster 7
nope. only men, llamas and lamps actually release gas. women have a small covering that prevents that kinda stuff. OP obviously made this one up.
Llamassss 21
I am two out of three. :(
Liimitless 6
*queef
jdcklc 0
Girls don't fart, they fluff.
blackstar994 5
I thought the world made a new discovery. But what 98 said makes more sence,
missamazinggg 12
Yeah, we fart rose smell and shit butterflies and rainbows
ZombieSlaya115 17
Are you 6
flockz 20
i do a dutch oven to myself every night before i go to bed. it clears the sinuses and singes my nosehairs, which lets me breathe easier.
MasenTheNerd 2
Wonderful. I'll have to add that to my list of home remedies.
jessedarokkstarr 4
No wonder there's a person holding a piece of $#!7 on your pic
Rainchikmoo 6
Steam it up!
rhysfucker 24
He had the tactical advantage... The best shared farts are shower farts. They have great hang time in the humid air. Try that...
Miss_Trejo 5
Next time, fart somewhere where you boyfriend can't do that to you!!
runforitrun 1
That's why, girls aren't supposed to fart.
Rainchikmoo 6
Maybe he just wants to keep you warm on these cold winters :D