Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML
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Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
Today, we were practicing figure drawing in art class. Our regular model didn't show up, so our teacher pulled someone out of study hall. And who did she pick? My ex-boyfriend, who stalked me after our breakup, which resulted in a nervous breakdown that put me in therapy. It was a long class. FML
Today, I, a person who has graduated high school, encountered one of my high school teachers in public. The one known for her rampant ableism against me and tendency to get heated when people don't respond immediately to her when she talks. I've had horrible social anxiety for several years. Do the math. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, I went to my son's parent teacher conference. Imagine my shock when I found out his second grade teacher is the girl I chastised at Walmart yesterday for being covered in trashy tattoos. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, my art teacher fawned over my friend's photographs of random children and people making out, while she called my picture of an old man looking thoughtful on a pier "creepy" and "voyeuristic." FML
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
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NumberZine 0
Sounds like your teacher is a rebellious drug dealing lowlife.
perdix 31
What's the problem? You might get a good grade and a reliable source of cheap weed.
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Comments (69)
slitherbomb 0
first!
suaveneanderthal 0
soo had you never seen your teacher before? was there no resemblance at all?
nazooer 11
Why are you asking slitherbomb that?
Chantallika 0
Cause he wants his post wayyyyyyyy at the top like a douche bag. Oh no, I just did the same thing. Please forgive my douchebaggery.
michellyy__ 0
I dont get it!? its your teacher...&& you didnt recognize them!?
NumberZine 0
Sounds like your teacher is a rebellious drug dealing lowlife.
extrasnipes 22
Well no it's looks like actually.
monster_tamer 11
I agree that's an FML, but don't feel to bad. D= I'm sure a lot of other students made that mistake. Maybe. XD On the other hand... maybe you should have used other words to describe them? Rebellious, On the edge might have been a better word choice. Guess thats just how the picture's photoshopped. =)
DoomJeff91 2
It was probably a picture of when he when younger. Maybe he wants to see what you can assume about someone based on appearance. Lots of psychology classes entail that.
Finnboghi 0
How is it an FML? The exercise was to describe the image, and OP did so. Not an FML at all - OP is a drama queen.
bballboy91 0
What does OP stand for???
perdix 31
The OP stands for truth, justice and the American Way!
Veritas143 0
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ScaryyMary 14
OP? Orangutan Penis, of course!
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I lol'd at the optimus prime one
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perdix 31
What's the problem? You might get a good grade and a reliable source of cheap weed.
misspeg 0
OP - original poster
Bassline 0
You say "Rebellious" like it's a bad thing. And I'm guessing you assumed the person was a drug tealer because they didn't look very good, and also that all drugs dealers are lowlifes? Interesting the way you assume.
IgniteMe28 0
i assume chicken breasts comes from chickens. i assume terrorists are bad. i guess i shouldn't make assumptions.
Ligerie 0
How are drug dealers not low-life's?
pleasetryagain 0
Someone who sells only pot to adults only can be considered a drug dealer and not a lowlife.
ScaryGirl 4
Drug dealers are not lowlifes because they at least earn their money and don't beg for someone to give to them. And about the FML, wow, that's kinda funny..
blackwidowtaco 31
You dear, are a superior imbecile.
M13LO 0
don't be surprised I'd he shows you a picture of yourself
Kristoffer 35
I'm fairly certain that was the point of the exercise. It is, after all, a psychology class.
Chopperman_fml 0
I agree. If anything, the teacher WANTED you to describe the person in the picture as you did, to show you how "looks can be decieving". The teacher didn't get angry at you, did he?
phenistae 0
You deserve it! Don't try to sugar coat it. Speaking your mind is a great thing most of the time, but not in all instances. Use this experience to grow and change your way of thinking.
Person1233 13
You sound like a fortune cookie.
Ligerie 0
He was asked to speak his mind though.
kukopia 0
OP needs to spend more time and effort in English. The post is incomprehensible. I don't care enough to jump to any conclusions. Or to vote.
Emperor_Jim 0
I understood it just fine, and I haven't even finished college yet. What are you, slow?
TomPusslicker 21
beautiful response jim...lol. couldnt agree more.