Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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Thanks, I guess…
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Get the message
Today, it’s my birthday. At work, at my desk, I found this beautiful gift-wrapped box and a card that read, “From all of us, we really care about you, and hope you like your present!” I opened the box. It had body shower gel, deodorant, soap, fragrance spray, and “frizz shampoo.” Hint taken. FML
Today, I got a birthday present from my boyfriend's mom. It was ProActiv acne solution. He tried to make me feel better by explaining it's because she wants to be able to include me in family pictures. FML
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Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
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jasonswife423 18
Hint hint
snazz23 20
At least he's trying to help you out! :)
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jasonswife423 18
Hint hint
9a_1z 12
She could take it as a hint, but I'm just imagining the boyfriend having a panic a few minutes before seeing her and dashing into the nearest corner shop going 'argh argh I'll quickly get her something she'll actually use, chocolate is so cliché'.
ourtneyc 14
I like that theory!
Brandi_Faith 34
I totally thought it was because she hasn't been shaving her armpits. Now I'm wondering if he just sucks at buying gifts. Which is worse? The image 26 gave was pretty funny!
snazz23 20
At least he's trying to help you out! :)
MariaGiovanni 25
Exactly. What a useful gift!
MrsPegg 45
I would be happy! Razors are expensive and hey, I'd be fully equipped for some birthday "booty".
arano 29
At least he didn't break up with you for being a hairy, smelly girlfriend. YDI
flufee2 27
lmao
DanCastellaneta 17
Or maybe he's just insulting her for no reason...
Ms_ValS 27
Always remember OP: Deodorant is not optional.
gichikku 14
Not for everyone apparently. I was shocked to find out my boyfriend has never worn deodorant or cologne and yet never smells bad even at the end of the day. I get out of the shower, sit on the couch and an hour later my pits stink if I don't put any on. Wish I was like him.
pandalover69 26
I wish my boyfriend was like yours, sometimes mine has to put more deodorant on to go to bed.
caarlosgomez_ 14
If you don't shower for a whole week, how the hell are you in a relationship?
pandaxpress 19
#76 There is too much bacteria on the human body to not shower for a week. Not showering for a week is truly gross and while you think you don't smell others around you would probably disagree. The fact your in a relationship is astonishing, I guess it's true people will settle.
classicsparkles 17
That's a nice gift, stuff is expensive.
FitFriday 32
At least it's a useful gift
bibblebop 8
I dont know for sure but i feel like he's trying to get something across lol.
luvlu444 24
maybe if it was all in a set he thought it was one of those spa things, guys can be a bit clueless like that. happy birthday OP
man_in_black08 28
Im surprised he continues to be with you after 3 strikes. He is a keeper OP!
thisisthestupid 18
My nan did that for me but because I couldn't afford all this girly stuff and he got tired of seeing me suffer Idc if he was trying to be mean Free stuff for me Invite him in for the spa party ;)
Tripartita 45
Your nan is a he, and you think deodorant, soap, and a razor are girly stuff instead of essential human stuff? Interesting…
toastbrot 9
did you ever hear about the pink tax? while soap, razor and deodorant are not explicitly girly stuff the girly aka the "pink" version tends to be more expensive than the normal or guy version. and the nan might be just a person who prefers he as a pronoun - or it was just a typo.
bandaidstations 28
It's because chicks will pay whatever for pretty shiny things and guys tend to only buy what they really need so those sorts of marketing tactics don't work for men. Also have you ever read instructions for women? Don't use while sleeping. If plug doesn't fit in outlet, turn around and try again.... Men's stuff doesn't have this shit. stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason. they're mostly true. Who the hell needs to be told not to use an electric razor while asleep