Imagine what else was in that stereo system.. I mean come on, if you were a kid would you JUST stick crayons in there?

Well, where was she hiding her crayons? And why did your stereo stop working?

24- That's either a really bad joke, or you need to stare at the FML a little while longer.

24- ....smh. -_-" I try to be nice, but it's so hard with people like you..

24- Da ****?...

And your a brunette too...

#24 I was just wondering the same thing but I'm gonna take a wild guess that the crayons were in the stereo? *sarcastic*

2 - Woah really? Children are unpredictable. They do their own thing. Doesn't mean they weren't supervising their daughter correctly.

2 - yeah because parents are totally omnipotent beings who can drop everything in their lives for several years to constantly watch a child 24/7.

Whoa guys back off a little. It's apparent that (2) doesn't have any kids. Doesn't make em the devil. For real though get your head out of your ass man. Wait till you have kids. Hahahaha

That sounds a little too strict, bro.

You... won't ever buy your kids crayons?

Im just saying if they paint on my door, or color my TV screen im gonna save myself the potential sanity, and not rage like a madman on crack and scare them, and telling mommy: daddys mean! >=o

Or to solve all that, don't have kids. BAM! Problems solved before it happened.

Or... You could buy them paper so they don't need to color your door... I think your kids will ask for crayons, and when you deny them they'll think you're mean anyway.

It would but the stereo isn't working because it's full of crayons.

^ True ^

5- no they're not. The crayons are hidden in various locations as depicted on a Map of manhattan. The stereo doesn't work because the family forgot to pay rent. Damn! Did you read what the op said at all??

It all makes sense now!

Fellow redditor, the weasle runs at midnight?

I'm sorry I mean what time does the narwhale bacon?

Clearly she's young since she's hiding crayons in the stereo.

Hats off to you for making the creepy comment of the morning 15.

48 - how is this a creepy comment?

Does the commenter really need to know the age of said child?? Or does it fulfill one of their personal fantasies? Really is none of their business.

50 - you really have issues if you think asking for a child's age makes one some kind of pervert. How is the age related? Well, most kids above a certain age should know better than to put crayons there. Imagine OP's daughter being 16. An even bigger reason for an FML in my opinion.

51 you really have issues if you take everything everyone says on this site seriously. Supposed to be awkward fvcking humor until the god damn FML police showed up. Sorry guys nothing but honest and truthful anecdotal comments from now on. Blow me.

I see comments on FML in 2 categories - funny (either sarcastic or not, doesn't matter) or serious. Yours clearly doesn't fit the first category, so I took it as being serious. I should add a third category - serious until someone objects, then turns to trolling. I'm going way off-topic here though, so if you feel like continuing the conversation, just pm m... Or wait, no, please don't.

I deeply apologize that my comments don't hit some intellectual level that you look for in life. I repeat. BLOW ME.

I also don't change my stance in thinking that it's creepy that some 19 Y old kid was wondering the age of Ops daughter. It's ******* creepy.

Well, I'm 15 and I still eat crayons... Why, is that wrong? :O